Posting Freak
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Well, since Southperry is closing down, we may as well open ourselves up to each other and tell the truth we've been hiding all of this time.
Mine is :
I don't speak Japanese.
I've never been able to. All of those stories of me taking Japanese class and speaking with my Japanese friends, all of it was fake; all made-up stories for my online persona.
For such a crime, I apologize for the lies I have said here.
Now, it's your turn. What truths do you have, Southperry?
Posting Freak
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My name is actually Mitch Connor. Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running. I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions, and cost this little boy his precious time. Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart.
But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. I wonder, will I dream?
Posting Freak
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Did I mention that this thread is serious?
Posting Freak
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Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
I'm not really a woman. ._.
Posting Freak
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I'm being serious, I'm not really a woman. I never was and I'll never be one!
Posting Freak
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I periodically fap to 3D.
Posting Freak
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-wonders how many people are going to realize I'm being 100% serious here-
-also wonders how many of these replies are actually serious-
Posting Freak
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Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: Pennsylvania
-wonders how many of ShiKage's replies to himself are serious-
Here's one: I'm straight. Sorry Austin.
Also: I'm the Kwisatz Haderach.
Posting Freak
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It's now Saturday where I live.
Posting Freak
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I'm actually only 14, not 17 like I try to pretend to be.
Posting Freak
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seriously: I'm a middle schooler (going into 8th grade)
but I already said that in a different thread lol...
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