Golden Gate Bridge board approves suicide net

Stop killing yourselves! pomegranate sucks? Want us to pump more money into your sector to improve poor conditions? pineapple that! 50 million dollar net, GO!

I felt like pointing out that males can sometimes ejaculate before death if they hang themselves. Granted, it's still a pretty painful death, but I felt like pointing out a little fun fact.

Last statement, approved. Flashy deaths should be discouraged, because they bring more sorrow and pain than need be. Seen so much of it on the news that I no longer care, but the fact that people still goes for stuff like that is saddening.

Sometimes that's what people want when killing themselves in a messy way. They want people to pity them in their deaths. They want people to go "why didn't we take xxxx seriously?"

I felt like pointing out that males can sometimes ejaculate before death if they hang themselves.

Plus side to being sentenced to death by hanging?

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Plus side to being sentenced to death by hanging?

*getting hanged*

YO I'm GETTING HANGED BUT I'MA SPIT ON YO FACE MOFO

Yeah, definitely a funny moment. [/color]

"Man, I really want to kill myself. There's no point to my life. I think I'll jump off the Golden Gate, that seems like a romantic way to go. Oh what's that, there are nets on the Golden Gate now? Man, looks like I won't be killing myself then. Sadface."

Ugh. Fucking San Franciscans. Hooray for a $50 million useless eyesore.

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right."

[video=youtube;l81W-jcOuj0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81W-jcOuj0[/video]

Note to self: get a charcoal grill.

Would auto-erotic asphyxiation count as suicide?