Straightening Pubes

Can anyone share his secret? I really want to know how to straighten my pubes.

I gel mine into liberty spikes.

This isn't a funhouse thread.

Unless you weren't joking, of course.

I don't want to gel my pubes. I want it straightened, like the hair on my head.

If they're... long enough, I guess you could use a flatiron. Maybe they make miniature flatirons just for such a purpose.

I'm a minor, still living in my parents house. I can't suddenly show up with a flatiron one day. >_>

Is there any other solution?

Not really a solution, but I'd just shave it all off. Doesn't take too much time if you keep it up every few days.

This thread is retarded.

There's no reason to straighten your pubes. No one will see them anyway.

Hi Mark. Do you plan to be a virgin for life?

Kevin, I don't like shaving my pubes off. It won't feel right anymore. >_>

Nice assumptions.

You do realize that if you get a chick in bed (that's a pretty big IF) she is not going to give two sh'its if your pubes aren't straightened? Just trim them off.

/thread.

It also makes it easier for BJs

...So that's what those travel sized hair straighteners are for...

Nice assumptions.

You do realize that if you get a chick in bed (that's a pretty big IF) she is not going to give two sh'its if your pubes aren't straightened? Just trim them off.

/thread.

I care deeply.

The cheapest one is 15 dollars $_$

http://www.target.com/s/189-8413799-0254...rget104545

Why is it so expensive?

It also makes it easier for BJs

BJs are nasty. I'd never let my girl put mine in her mouth.

BJs are nasty.

You sound like me 2 years ago.

I'm sure two years from now, I'll hold the same opinion. I can't even stand the smell of semen. How can I imagine letting my girl eat it? + it comes out of the same pipe as I piss out of. Like drinking urine.

No. Just no.

Why are you still posting? I ended the thread over a half hour ago.

Mods, this needs closing. Someone do their job.

Who are you to decide when my thread ends?

Stay out of my thread.

I put mine into a fro. Makes me feel black.

Just shave, it'll make your plantain look bigger. I don't even bother to straighten my pubes, the f'ck.