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Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
Can anyone share his secret? I really want to know how to straighten my pubes.
Straightening Pubes - GMSInfighter - 2010-01-04
I gel mine into liberty spikes.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
This isn't a funhouse thread.
Unless you weren't joking, of course.
I don't want to gel my pubes. I want it straightened, like the hair on my head.
Straightening Pubes - Providence - 2010-01-04
If they're... long enough, I guess you could use a flatiron. Maybe they make miniature flatirons just for such a purpose.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
I'm a minor, still living in my parents house. I can't suddenly show up with a flatiron one day. >_>
Is there any other solution?
Straightening Pubes - Kevo - 2010-01-04
Not really a solution, but I'd just shave it all off. Doesn't take too much time if you keep it up every few days.
Straightening Pubes - Mark - 2010-01-04
This thread is retarded.
There's no reason to straighten your pubes. No one will see them anyway.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
Hi Mark. Do you plan to be a virgin for life?
Kevin, I don't like shaving my pubes off. It won't feel right anymore. >_>
Straightening Pubes - Mark - 2010-01-04
Nice assumptions.
You do realize that if you get a chick in bed (that's a pretty big IF) she is not going to give two sh'its if your pubes aren't straightened? Just trim them off.
/thread.
Straightening Pubes - Hiepocrite - 2010-01-04
It also makes it easier for BJs
Straightening Pubes - Laur - 2010-01-04
...So that's what those travel sized hair straighteners are for...
Mark Wrote:Nice assumptions.
You do realize that if you get a chick in bed (that's a pretty big IF) she is not going to give two sh'its if your pubes aren't straightened? Just trim them off.
/thread.
I care deeply.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
The cheapest one is 15 dollars $_$
http://www.target.com/s/189-8413799-0254100?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index&keywords=mini%20flat%20iron&searchSize=30&ref=sr_bx_1_1&searchView=grid5&searchNodeID=1038576&searchPage=1&searchRank=target104545
Why is it so expensive?
Hiep Wrote:It also makes it easier for BJsBJs are nasty. I'd never let my girl put mine in her mouth.
Straightening Pubes - Laur - 2010-01-04
2147483647 Wrote:BJs are nasty.
You sound like me 2 years ago.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
I'm sure two years from now, I'll hold the same opinion. I can't even stand the smell of semen. How can I imagine letting my girl eat it? + it comes out of the same pipe as I piss out of. Like drinking urine.
No. Just no.
Straightening Pubes - Mark - 2010-01-04
Why are you still posting? I ended the thread over a half hour ago.
Mods, this needs closing. Someone do their job.
Straightening Pubes - 2147483647 - 2010-01-04
Who are you to decide when my thread ends?
Stay out of my thread.
Straightening Pubes - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-01-04
I put mine into a fro. Makes me feel black.
Straightening Pubes - Kawasari Mimoto22 - 2010-01-04
Just shave, it'll make your plantain look bigger. I don't even bother to straighten my pubes, the f'ck.