2009-10-19, 10:29 PM
Now its a given to see weird random crap on the internet, but i could swear it wasn't like this before o.o
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When did the internet go wrong?
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2009-10-19, 10:29 PM
Now its a given to see weird random crap on the internet, but i could swear it wasn't like this before o.o
2009-10-19, 10:36 PM
finalbragade Wrote:When it became open to the public... Probably... I swear, more random and stupid crap comes out every day... Not that i don't get lols from it, but still...
The internet was always a toilet, and there was always a piece of pomegranate in that toilet. Nobody flushed the toilet, and the pomegranate stood in there. At first, there were just pieces of pomegranate floating around. However, because the toilet was never flushed, eventually the pieces of pomegranate slowly broke up, until the water is essentially liquid pomegranate.
That's how the internet is now. Just because some areas of the toilet water were still clear at the time doesn't mean there wasn't pomegranate in it. It's just more apparent now that the bowl is filled with murky liquid. Lets take a look at the internet before, have you seen how a majority of sites looked like? I'll tell you, a lot of sites looked like pomegranate. Yeah, that's just a parody, since not many of those sites are alive anymore. But that's how a ton of sites freaking looked like. And the internet was full of pomegranatety fanfics, and pomegranatety images, and pomegranatety pomegranate, and pomegranate. pomegranate. TobiasBlack Wrote:when 4chan was thought of. Before 4chan as well. The internet was a pomegranatety place long before moot decided to leave his glorious brown log in the toilet. I'm not censoring my pomegranate, pineapple your pomegranate if you pomegranate on a pomegranatety waffle with seven cups of pomegranate. Yes I'm saying pomegranate and too lazy to change my pomegranate. You're supposed to be reading this pomegranate in some wannabe badass e-thug pomegranate voice, y'hear me? pineapplepomegranatecuntnuggets.
2009-10-19, 11:05 PM
Oh pomegranate, chill with they shitty pomegranate shiton comments, bro!
You and I think alike -- or I just broswe SP for my weird internet knowlegde. do not browse the internet yourself. That's just suicide!
2009-10-19, 11:11 PM
Yeah i remember those kind of sites *shivers*
I remember having to surf through all that glittering pomegranate just to download some pokemon roms...
2009-10-19, 11:12 PM
The internet officially became shit in 1998, when Steve Jobs posted his own nudes on a popular usenet.
2009-10-20, 12:31 AM
FYI, The Internet was never good. the first email sent was
Quote:qwertyuiop its what happens when people use it to entertain them self's
2009-10-20, 01:19 AM
zephyr Wrote:now its a given to see weird random crap on the internet, but i could swear it wasn't like this before o.o zephyr Wrote:now its a given zephyr Wrote:now dohohohoho
2009-10-20, 01:20 AM
IsaacGS Wrote:Dude, Batman was your father too? No I think that's how his father died. |
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