This is an soda commercial?! Only in France

NSFW, and NSFYS (Not safe for your sanity). Once you watched it, you can't un-watch it!

Warning: Contains
-Anthropomorphic CGI animals
-Pole dancing
-Peacocks who are traps
-Riding exploding bottles
-Allusions to golden showers
-Boobs
-The daughter of Cthulhu
-Spraying said drink onto boobs

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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

"The Orangina advertisements. It's like the ad crew, when asked to create an animal mascot group that would appeal to adults, went online and downloaded as much Furry porn as they could, for reference. Words cannot do it justice.

* Furry porn? Don't you mean golden showers?
o That too. "

Damn you TVTropes.



In serious thought though, the creators of the commercial were really ballsy to have made this commercial. You can imagine if it were people instead of animals the commercial would have had a 0% chance of being aired.

It's a furf'ags wet dream.

After about 30 seconds, I thought this was gonna develope into furry porn.

lolfrance

Frankly, few times match how disturbed I was while watching this.

Double yew, Tee, Eff.

I'm going to save watching this for later. I'd rather not be thinking about this for 6-8 hours before I fall asleep.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHY

...oh god, OH GOD, OH GOD, [SIZE="7"]OH GOD[/SIZE].

Old.

But still good.

[edit:] When I saw the thread title, I immediately knew what was gonna be inside.

Anyone else jerking off to this thread right now?

Anyone else jerking off to this thread right now?

You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

On topic, I'm not goign to watch it from reading the comments

You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

On topic, I'm not goign to watch it from reading the comments

You're missing out on the closest thing to porn in a commercial, ever.

lolwut.

You're missing out on the closest thing to porn in a commercial, ever.

speaking of sigs; how can one take a hit like a tank, yet dodge it like a ninja? oxymoron.

You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

Why would I want to include that awkward looking metalhead in my signature? He's like twice as short as all the other thieves and he carries a pitchfork around, like he's a farmer or something.

speaking of sigs; how can one take a hit like a tank, yet dodge it like a ninja? oxymoron.

 Spoiler

Compare the avoidability and HP between me and a Corsair/Bowman




Corsair


Bowman



Obviously Thieves have more natural avoid, but don't you see something strange a character with STR as a main stat (ie warriors) and are the 2nd highest HP characters in the game don't have LUK or even DEX as a needed stat. Yet they are so adept at avoiding hits? I rest my case

Back on-topic: Sorry Greg. I filled my fap quota for the day. I'll use this as material tomorrow though.

It's a furf'ags wet dream.

Sorry, I have standards.

The f'uck did I watch.

...the f'uck?