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This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - IllegallySane - 2009-09-22

NSFW, and NSFYS (Not safe for your sanity). Once you watched it, you can't un-watch it!

Warning: Contains
-Anthropomorphic CGI animals
-Pole dancing
-Peacocks who are traps
-Riding exploding bottles
-Allusions to golden showers
-Boobs
-The daughter of Cthulhu
-Spraying said drink onto boobs

[YOUTUBE]ck14LKBI9GM&fmt=18[/YOUTUBE]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

"The Orangina advertisements. It's like the ad crew, when asked to create an animal mascot group that would appeal to adults, went online and downloaded as much Furry porn as they could, for reference. Words cannot do it justice.

* Furry porn? Don't you mean golden showers?
o That too. "

Damn you TVTropes.



In serious thought though, the creators of the commercial were really ballsy to have made this commercial. You can imagine if it were people instead of animals the commercial would have had a 0% chance of being aired.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Mark - 2009-09-22

It's a furf'ags wet dream.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Dual - 2009-09-22

After about 30 seconds, I thought this was gonna develope into furry porn. Goggleemoticon

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Milelke - 2009-09-22

lolfrance

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - FelixTM - 2009-09-22

Frankly, few times match how disturbed I was while watching this.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-22

Double yew, Tee, Eff.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - xBTAx - 2009-09-22

I'm going to save watching this for later. I'd rather not be thinking about this for 6-8 hours before I fall asleep.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Derimed - 2009-09-22

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHY FrownFrown

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-22

...oh god, OH GOD, OH GOD, [SIZE="7"]OH GOD[/SIZE].

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Throes - 2009-09-22

Old.

But still good. Chin

[edit:] When I saw the thread title, I immediately knew what was gonna be inside. Smile

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Greg22 - 2009-09-22

Anyone else jerking off to this thread right now?

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - KhainiWest - 2009-09-22

Greg Wrote:Anyone else jerking off to this thread right now?

You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

On topic, I'm not goign to watch it from reading the comments Rolleyes

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - IllegallySane - 2009-09-22

ImVindictive Wrote:You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

On topic, I'm not goign to watch it from reading the comments Rolleyes

You're missing out on the closest thing to porn in a commercial, ever.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Jon - 2009-09-22

lolwut.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-22

IllegallySane Wrote:You're missing out on the closest thing to porn in a commercial, ever.

speaking of sigs; how can one take a hit like a tank, yet dodge it like a ninja? oxymoron.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Greg22 - 2009-09-22

ImVindictive Wrote:You're missing a thief in your BoT Sig.

Why would I want to include that awkward looking metalhead in my signature? He's like twice as short as all the other thieves and he carries a pitchfork around, like he's a farmer or something.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - IllegallySane - 2009-09-22

TobiasBlack Wrote:speaking of sigs; how can one take a hit like a tank, yet dodge it like a ninja? oxymoron.


 Spoiler

Back on-topic: Sorry Greg. I filled my fap quota for the day. I'll use this as material tomorrow though.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Shippo the Fox - 2009-09-22

Opeth Wrote:It's a furf'ags wet dream.

Sorry, I have standards.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Baklava - 2009-09-22

The f'uck did I watch.

This is an soda commercial?! Only in France - Jedward - 2009-09-22

...the f'uck?