Help me name my new son.

As the topic says, personally though, I want to give my thoughts on this subject.

The story behind this all is I was doing a girl that I knew for about 32 hours, and I forgot to pull out at the moment. Now I will have a son apparently in a few months.

I need help naming my child, but I personally thought of naming my child Papulatus. However, the woman (who needs to learn how to cook, like other women) disagrees and she does not understand my reasoning behind the name.

The reason is simple, I hate Papulatus, and I will HATE this kid. Please note, because he will be named Papulatus (or so I hope so), he will be a schizophrenic, like Papulatus himself. Everytime I see his face, he will remind me of the day I forgot to pull out, exactly like the same thing I did in Papulatus, only, instead of losing 1%, I created a spawn. Because of Papulatus also, always, dropping crap, I will beat this kid two times a day, til I get good loot out of him. I will not pick up Geometry books however, Geometry is basically Infinity 20.

P.S. If I do name him Papulatus, he will be told to make Pap noises, otherwise its an extra beating a day.

All those 1% deaths add up to a 100%. 100% = A Spawn.


Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

All those 1% deaths add up to a 100%. 100% = A Spawn.


Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

That I will not do. For it will remind me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Everytime I hear the kid, I will have to do Dr. Weird skits.

You are a disgrace to fathers everywhere.

f'ucking lol'd

Unintended pregnancy and child abuse is nothing to "LOL" about.

Unintended pregnancy and child abuse is nothing to "LOL" about.

are you new to the internet of course it is, also name it Terrance

are you new to the internet of course it is, also name it Terrance

Another good name.

Name it.....Greg.

Another good name.

Name it.....Greg.

Only if it was a girl would I name it Greg.

And if it was, that would be one hell of a slut. But she will still get some beating as well.

Last name:
Miley.
And yes, for a boy.

Isn't it obvious? Sue. The woman would be more likely to go along with that then Papulatus.

Second option was stated in IRC:

[07:37:08] <GameMX> It's completely serious dude.
[07:37:16] <GameMX> And I have anger issues especially with myself, and Papulatus
[07:37:20] <GameMX> and since I can't hit myself
[07:37:23] <GameMX> I will fucking kill that kid
[07:37:46] <GameMX> That, or I can abort him, put him in a jar of perservatives and put it up on the shelves at home
[07:37:49] <GameMX> and look at it everyday laughing

Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

So do i! We have something in common!

this

This is fun house~~~

Why not call him "Big Core"

Batman

- Chinchilla
- Fiel
- GMSInfighter
- Goggles
- Googles
- Pineapple
- Peach
- pomegranate

Juan Aquaman.

Loose.
Mas.
Opeth.
Rod.
Anego.
Minister.
any of the bosses from CWKPQ. =/
Bastard.