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Help me name my new son. - GameMX - 2009-09-13

As the topic says, personally though, I want to give my thoughts on this subject.

The story behind this all is I was doing a girl that I knew for about 32 hours, and I forgot to pull out at the moment. Now I will have a son apparently in a few months.

I need help naming my child, but I personally thought of naming my child Papulatus. However, the woman (who needs to learn how to cook, like other women) disagrees and she does not understand my reasoning behind the name.

The reason is simple, I hate Papulatus, and I will HATE this kid. Please note, because he will be named Papulatus (or so I hope so), he will be a schizophrenic, like Papulatus himself. Everytime I see his face, he will remind me of the day I forgot to pull out, exactly like the same thing I did in Papulatus, only, instead of losing 1%, I created a spawn. Because of Papulatus also, always, dropping crap, I will beat this kid two times a day, til I get good loot out of him. I will not pick up Geometry books however, Geometry is basically Infinity 20.

P.S. If I do name him Papulatus, he will be told to make Pap noises, otherwise its an extra beating a day.

Help me name my new son. - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-13

All those 1% deaths add up to a 100%. 100% = A Spawn.
Rolleyes

Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

Help me name my new son. - GameMX - 2009-09-13

y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:All those 1% deaths add up to a 100%. 100% = A Spawn.
Rolleyes

Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

That I will not do. For it will remind me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Everytime I hear the kid, I will have to do Dr. Weird skits.

Help me name my new son. - VladTheLvr - 2009-09-13

You are a disgrace to fathers everywhere.

Help me name my new son. - ThatWasMyKil - 2009-09-13

f'ucking lol'd

Help me name my new son. - VladTheLvr - 2009-09-13

Unintended pregnancy and child abuse is nothing to "LOL" about.

Help me name my new son. - thesoro - 2009-09-13

ndynslvr Wrote:Unintended pregnancy and child abuse is nothing to "LOL" about.

are you new to the internet of course it is, also name it Terrance

Help me name my new son. - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-13

thesoro Wrote:are you new to the internet of course it is, also name it Terrance

Another good name.

Name it.....Greg.

Help me name my new son. - GameMX - 2009-09-13

y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:Another good name.

Name it.....Greg.

Only if it was a girl would I name it Greg.

And if it was, that would be one hell of a slut. But she will still get some beating as well.

Help me name my new son. - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-13

Last name:
Miley.
And yes, for a boy.
Goggleemoticon

Help me name my new son. - JaredTheUnseen - 2009-09-13

Isn't it obvious? Sue. The woman would be more likely to go along with that then Papulatus.

Help me name my new son. - GameMX - 2009-09-13

Second option was stated in IRC:

[07:37:08] <GameMX> It's completely serious dude.
[07:37:16] <GameMX> And I have anger issues especially with myself, and Papulatus
[07:37:20] <GameMX> and since I can't hit myself
[07:37:23] <GameMX> I will fucking kill that kid
[07:37:46] <GameMX> That, or I can abort him, put him in a jar of perservatives and put it up on the shelves at home
[07:37:49] <GameMX> and look at it everyday laughing

Help me name my new son. - ablu2 - 2009-09-13

y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:Name it.........Carl.
I hate that name.

So do i! We have something in common! Heart

Help me name my new son. - DeanNim - 2009-09-13

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this

Help me name my new son. - USMC - 2009-09-13

This is fun house~~~

Help me name my new son. - FlameChocobo - 2009-09-13

Why not call him "Big Core"

Help me name my new son. - Myles - 2009-09-13

Batman

Help me name my new son. - GMSInfighter - 2009-09-13

- Chinchilla
- Fiel
- GMSInfighter
- Goggles
- Googles
- Pineapple
- Peach
- pomegranate

Help me name my new son. - Loose - 2009-09-13

Juan Aquaman.

Help me name my new son. - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-13

Loose.
Mas.
Opeth.
Rod.
Anego.
Minister.
any of the bosses from CWKPQ. =/
Bastard.