What's a wife?

THANK YOU!
i was looking for that, NOW I CAN HAVE THAT PRINTED ONTO A TEE-SHIRT! =D

This is so old I saw it plastered on a dorm bulletin board back in 2002 when I was in college.

Nothing wrong with dredging up old stuff if it's relevant.

Speaking of dredging up old stuff, the joke in the first post has been doing the rounds for years (possibly even 10), although in much more elaborate form and without the Object Oriented references.

For example: http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/do-not-u...-wife.html

(being ancient doesn't make it any less funny, of course)

Women Rights

Women Rights

Are a myth.

Are a myth.

What's a wife?

An extra right hand.

Or left hand, depends on you.

What's a wife?

An extra right hand.

Or left hand, depends on you.

yeah, i fap with my right hand.

Common guys have some respect to the female gender...

Common guys have some respect to the female gender...

I lol'd.

Women Rights

She has the right to make me a sandwich.

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My wife is someone who I cherish, who doesn't fit any of these stereotypes and is the most delightful person to have around. I love every moment I share with her. That's my wife ./Sappy love story.

My wife is someone who I cherish, who doesn't fit any of these stereotypes and is the most delightful person to have around. I love every moment I share with her. That's my wife whom i just made up ./Sappy love story.

fixed.

fixed.

Just because your wife was on a period 24/7 doesnt mean mine is

Just because your wife was on a period 24/7 doesnt mean mine is

Im 15, and im scared

Im 15, and im scared

You better be. -licks knife-

You better be. -licks knife-

did you sanitize it before licking ?

did you sanitize it before licking ?

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