What's a wife?

It's a subclass of girlfriend that has unlimited access to your private members but doesn't make good use of it, hogs all available resources, and spawns child processes that you aren't allowed to kill off.

- from stackoverflow

They also cook.

Bingo.

Bingo.

Ognib.

And don't forget that if you use destructor method half of your resources disappear.... unless it throws a prenuptial exception.

a miserable pile of secrets

a miserable pile of secrets

You mean she had plastic surgery on her boobs?

You mean she had plastic surgery on her boobs?

wives are the end of manhood.

Disregard women, Acquire wealth!

wives are the end of manhood.

Disregard women, Acquire wealth!

[COLOR="Green"]Don't you know? Women are a means by which to get profit.
1. Get women.
2. ????
3. Profit

Used any other way, you are doing it wrong.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]Don't you know? Women are a means by which to get profit.
1. Get women.
2. ????
3. Profit

Used any other way, you are doing it wrong.[/COLOR]

Sounds like somebody wants to be a career pimp

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Mind if I turn that in for an assignment?

mind if i turn that in for an assignment?

DO IT.

c

DO IT.

c

... Seems like solid logic to me

speaking about wifes, heres loyd korns wife

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speaking about wifes, heres loyd korns wife

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I actually lol'd a lot.

I've seen something similar to that. Except the end product was "Women = Root of Problems" or something. I'll look through my email inbox for it. It may take a while. I've got over 4,000 emails. @_@