The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate.

>Examine odd hole beneath banhammer

>Banhammer the pot full of odd documents they may contain info on ne'er-do-wells

> Examine scroll with red tie, then banhammer it when nothing happens.

> Jump

>push the red button

[color="#cc8899"]> Fetch arms from bookshelf

Alternatively,

> Captchalogue Banhammer, set strife specibus to "Hammerkind."

Alternatively,

> It's hammer time.[/COLOR]

>Give Magus A Hug Too!!!<3

FROM NOW ON, ALL COMMANDS STARTING WITH "A>" WILL BELONG TO ALEX, AND ALL COMMANDS STARTING WITH "M>" WILL BELONG TO MAGUS.

> It's hammer time.

No time to fool around. This is serious bussiness.

>push the red button

You are quite positive there has never been a red button in the room, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as reckless and foolhardy.

> Examine scroll with red tie, then banhammer it when nothing happens.

Time to change pose for once. You decide to examine those scrolls, and punish them accordingly if they don't give you the desired results.

Suprisingly, the Scrolls provide you information about your goal!

He who walks the path of darkness will find in a machine his partner.

With a powerful presence, his destiny will be changed by the hammer of thunder.

Beware of the mimic.

The rest of the scrolls, the ones with a blue ribbon, have the instructions to make the perfect accorn soup. But you are pleased with the other ones, so you decide to not BAN them.

>Banhammer the pot full of odd documents they may contain info on ne'er-do-wells

You already looked. They have posters from the movie "A sound of thunder". You feel it's your duty to destroy them, but they still remind you about the short story, and how it beated that 2 hour piece of sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]t.

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A> Disassemble robot friend. Use resulting oil to make acorn soup.

M > Remove top from hammer. Flail about.[/COLOR]

>Commit suicide

>Give Pot A Hug <3

M> Find out where the pineapple my real B7-hammer is.

A>replace roid's light using acorn in inventory

A>upgrade the riod with empty bottles

A> Keep walking until you find a store where you can buy throwing stars!

M> Climb down ladder in lower right corner.

M>open inventory

M> Examine giant spiderweb on shelf.

Aren't those empty bottles on the shelf the same ones Alex has on his inventory? Maybe they are linked somehow.

A> Find out what the little robot is and push the goddam red button.

M> Open inventory, get spy kit and examine the room with x-ray vision kty.

Just mentioning, being busy. Real update coming soon, I hope. But coming.

M>Go outside.
A>Look around outside the lab room for someone