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The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Alloy - 2009-07-13

You are lying on the floor. You are Alex, the ninja pirate. Your name is not well known at all, you don't have a ship, or a crew. You are the lonely wolf kind, and happy about it. Right now, you are having a bit of a problem to stand up. Head hurts, mouth has a metalic taste.

[Image: tiraanp0.png]


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[Image: tiraanp1.png]

You wake up in a laboratory. You start to freak out, and hope that they didn't do any experiment on you... But anyways, what happened back here? You can't remember a thing. Maybe it's because of the brutal experiments a scientist did to you a while before, or it could also be because of the 3 rum bottles you started a while ago, that you now suspiciously lack.

What will you do?

>_

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Combattente - 2009-07-13

I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

Rolleyes

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Alloy - 2009-07-13

Combattente Wrote:I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

Rolleyes

*Cries in a corner*

But anyways, to anyone not used to text adventures, ">_" means "Input command".

I will pick the best ones and build up the story. I don't have any idea of how this will turn out D:

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Combattente - 2009-07-13

Alloy Wrote:*Cries in a corner*

Awww.. I didn't mean to Frown

Anyway, thanks for the tip. I'm not used to text adventures as you probably noticed, so I didn't know that meant "imput command" XD

Ok.. so.. the command is.. stand up :f6:

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Alloy - 2009-07-13

Combattente Wrote:> stand up

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You look around the place. It's weirdly empty. Some noises sound in the distance, and nothing seems to be around, other than those 4 valves in front of you. This place gives you the creeps.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Dusk - 2009-07-13

> go hene hoaring
> xyzzy
> plugh
> open mailbox
> help
> quit
> rm -f alextheninjapirate

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Myles - 2009-07-13

Combattente Wrote:I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

Rolleyes

I laughed pretty hard at this.

get a zhelm whilst you're there too

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Doxinator - 2009-07-13

> Examine Goggles in the corner Goggleemoticon

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Takebacker - 2009-07-13

Doxinator Wrote:> Examine Goggles in the corner Goggleemoticon

This.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Magus - 2009-07-13

> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Alloy - 2009-07-13

Doxinator Wrote:> Examine Goggles in the corner

[Image: tiraanp2.png]

What goggles?

Magus Wrote:> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

[Image: tiraanp3.png]

Just in a bit. You love levers and buttons so much, that you decided to give the safe a hug.

[Image: tiraanp3b.png]

Wait... Why did you think this contraption is a safe in the first place?

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - randompeep - 2009-07-13

> Turn valves randomly until something happens!

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - xBTAx - 2009-07-14

When that fails to work...

>punch valves

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Melancholy - 2009-07-14

>Drop pirate hat

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Loose - 2009-07-14

> Spam Lucky Seven.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - MasPan - 2009-07-14

Magus Wrote:> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

[color="#cc8899"]Lol'ing.

> Captchalogue the "safe." Apply safe to strife specibus and set to "storagekind"

Alternatively,

> Search room throughly for pumpkin[/COLOR]

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Scaeva - 2009-07-14

> Look around to see what else is in here.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Alloy - 2009-07-14

randompeep Wrote:> Turn valves randomly until something happens!

[Image: tiraanp4.png]

Unsurprisingly, the valves, as being a part of the background, won't move a bit. However, this still pisses you off. You need to teach that contraption a lesson.

Loose Wrote:> Spam Lucky Seven.

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Doesn't matter how hard to search, you seem to have run out of STARS. You should check your INVENTORY more often. Where did you use them, anyways?

xBTAx Wrote:>punch valves

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Screw the valves, they won't move. As any Night Lord would do without stars, you punch the main body instead, trying to avoid any bird of pray references to avoid stereotypes. Seriously, that crap can get old very fast when you overuse it.

HurrycaneX Wrote:> Look around to see what else is in here.

[Image: tiraanp7.png]

No need to look further. A HAPPY LITTLE FELLOW just appeared in front of you. Great time to realise you don't have STARS, smart guy.

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Kortestanov - 2009-07-14

>Draw out your super saiyan powers and throw some genki ball at that lloyd (roid) papayagot

The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate. - Myles - 2009-07-14

>Stick Roid up arse.