The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate.

You are lying on the floor. You are Alex, the ninja pirate. Your name is not well known at all, you don't have a ship, or a crew. You are the lonely wolf kind, and happy about it. Right now, you are having a bit of a problem to stand up. Head hurts, mouth has a metalic taste.




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You wake up in a laboratory. You start to freak out, and hope that they didn't do any experiment on you... But anyways, what happened back here? You can't remember a thing. Maybe it's because of the brutal experiments a scientist did to you a while before, or it could also be because of the 3 rum bottles you started a while ago, that you now suspiciously lack.

What will you do?

>_

I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

*Cries in a corner*

But anyways, to anyone not used to text adventures, ">_" means "Input command".

I will pick the best ones and build up the story. I don't have any idea of how this will turn out D:

*Cries in a corner*

Awww.. I didn't mean to

Anyway, thanks for the tip. I'm not used to text adventures as you probably noticed, so I didn't know that meant "imput command" XD

Ok.. so.. the command is.. stand up :f6:

> stand up

You look around the place. It's weirdly empty. Some noises sound in the distance, and nothing seems to be around, other than those 4 valves in front of you. This place gives you the creeps.

> go hene hoaring
> xyzzy
> plugh
> open mailbox
> help
> quit
> rm -f alextheninjapirate

I will stand up, leave Magatia, use the Camel Cab to go back to Ariant, then take the ship to Orbis, then take the one to Leafre and go train instead of making posts like this.

After I level'd about twice, I'll remember I don't still have Thriple Throw, and will take the ship back to Orbis and I will go to El Nath to do a Zakum Run with some friends to get the Thriple Throw skillbook.

I laughed pretty hard at this.

get a zhelm whilst you're there too

> Examine Goggles in the corner

> Examine Goggles in the corner

This.

> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

> Examine Goggles in the corner

What goggles?

> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

Just in a bit. You love levers and buttons so much, that you decided to give the safe a hug.



Wait... Why did you think this contraption is a safe in the first place?

> Turn valves randomly until something happens!

When that fails to work...

>punch valves

>Drop pirate hat

> Spam Lucky Seven.

> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

[color="#cc8899"]Lol'ing.

> Captchalogue the "safe." Apply safe to strife specibus and set to "storagekind"

Alternatively,

> Search room throughly for pumpkin[/COLOR]

> Look around to see what else is in here.

> Turn valves randomly until something happens!

Unsurprisingly, the valves, as being a part of the background, won't move a bit. However, this still pisses you off. You need to teach that contraption a lesson.

> Spam Lucky Seven.

Doesn't matter how hard to search, you seem to have run out of STARS. You should check your INVENTORY more often. Where did you use them, anyways?

>punch valves

Screw the valves, they won't move. As any Night Lord would do without stars, you punch the main body instead, trying to avoid any bird of pray references to avoid stereotypes. Seriously, that crap can get old very fast when you overuse it.

> Look around to see what else is in here.

No need to look further. A HAPPY LITTLE FELLOW just appeared in front of you. Great time to realise you don't have STARS, smart guy.

>Draw out your super saiyan powers and throw some genki ball at that lloyd (roid) papayagot

>Stick Roid up arse.