Daily Limerick

So I want to enlighten you with limericks guys. Let's start off with this one.

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
document.write("Press any key to continue _");
disable.keyboard(true);
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}

fixed

lol js. k.

I am not intelligent enough to comprehend how to write a limerick.

Looks fun though.

lol js. k.

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I am not intelligent enough to comprehend how to write a limerick.

Looks fun though.

It is easy enough, 5 lines, lines 1,2, and 5 have a rhyming words at the end, lines 3 and 4 have a different rhyming word at the end.
A
A
B
B
A

A= One rhyme
B= Another rhyme

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hay, mixing languages is bad, you know!

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly

o jsis jikkey jade my hard gurt

I once met a man on South Perry,
Who just happened to have the name Terry.
Too bad he hacked this damned game,
And left me a defame;
Which left me feeling rather lactary.

So I want to enlighten you with limericks guys. Let's start off with this one.

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}

Gawd I must be a real nerd now because I actually laughed o.O

There once was a small juicy orange,
...fuck.

I like this one.

hay, mixing languages is bad, you know!

Technically the syntax is the same.. so it's not really mixing languages...

Technically the syntax is the same.. so it's not really mixing languages...

Meh, you win.
But will sys.shutdown(); will actually have the possibility to shutdown the system in js?

There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move zig
Or else he would take all your base

js' brother, java can.

geeks

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}
?????
profit.

yes?

There once was a man named Jim.
He was handy with only one limb.
People looked in awe,
when they saw,
that he was indeed not human.

I think limb and human rhyme leave me alone.

GMSInfighter tried to rhyme
But he didn't really take much time
Thus his limerick failed
and Southperry wailed
and nobody paid him a dime.

http://limerickdb.com/?33

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

GMSInfighter tried to rhyme
But he didn't really take much time
Thus his limerick failed
and Southperry wailed
and nobody paid him a dime.

Russt, if you insult me once more,
I will make you look like a whore.
So what if my limerick failed,
at least I wasnt scared and bailed?
This is the line, that is after number 4.