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Daily Limerick - Nikkey - 2009-06-06
So I want to enlighten you with limericks guys. Let's start off with this one.
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}
Daily Limerick - butterfλi - 2009-06-06
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:if(computer.fail==true){fixed
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
document.write("Press any key to continue _");
disable.keyboard(true);
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}
Daily Limerick - Nikkey - 2009-06-06
lol js. k.
Daily Limerick - Mark - 2009-06-06
I am not intelligent enough to comprehend how to write a limerick.
Looks fun though.
Daily Limerick - butterfλi - 2009-06-06
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:lol js. k.
:[
Daily Limerick - Erich - 2009-06-06
Opeth Wrote:I am not intelligent enough to comprehend how to write a limerick.
Looks fun though.
It is easy enough, 5 lines, lines 1,2, and 5 have a rhyming words at the end, lines 3 and 4 have a different rhyming word at the end.
A
A
B
B
A
A= One rhyme
B= Another rhyme
Daily Limerick - Nikkey - 2009-06-06
butterfli Wrote::[
hay, mixing languages is bad, you know!
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
Daily Limerick - Myles - 2009-06-06
o jsis jikkey jade my hard gurt
Daily Limerick - Melancholy - 2009-06-06
I once met a man on South Perry,
Who just happened to have the name Terry.
Too bad he hacked this damned game,
And left me a defame;
Which left me feeling rather lactary.
Daily Limerick - KajitiSouls - 2009-06-06
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:So I want to enlighten you with limericks guys. Let's start off with this one.
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}
Gawd I must be a real nerd now because I actually laughed o.O
Daily Limerick - Zaotsu - 2009-06-07
Quote:There once was a small juicy orange,
...fuck.
I like this one.
Daily Limerick - Russt - 2009-06-07
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:hay, mixing languages is bad, you know!Technically the syntax is the same.. so it's not really mixing languages...
Daily Limerick - Nikkey - 2009-06-07
Russt Wrote:Technically the syntax is the same.. so it's not really mixing languages...
Meh, you win.
But will sys.shutdown(); will actually have the possibility to shutdown the system in js?
There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move zig
Or else he would take all your base
Daily Limerick - butterfλi - 2009-06-07
js' brother, java can.
Daily Limerick - Roxas - 2009-06-07
geeks
Daily Limerick - Beaner - 2009-06-07
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, pineapple YOU");}
?????
profit.
yes?
Daily Limerick - GMSInfighter - 2009-06-07
There once was a man named Jim.
He was handy with only one limb.
People looked in awe,
when they saw,
that he was indeed not human.
I think limb and human rhyme leave me alone.
Daily Limerick - Russt - 2009-06-07
GMSInfighter tried to rhyme
But he didn't really take much time
Thus his limerick failed
and Southperry wailed
and nobody paid him a dime.
Daily Limerick - sicnarf - 2009-06-07
http://limerickdb.com/?33
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He
Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
Daily Limerick - GMSInfighter - 2009-06-07
Russt Wrote:GMSInfighter tried to rhyme
But he didn't really take much time
Thus his limerick failed
and Southperry wailed
and nobody paid him a dime.
Russt, if you insult me once more,
I will make you look like a whore.
So what if my limerick failed,
at least I wasnt scared and bailed?
This is the line, that is after number 4.