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2009-08-14, 02:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 2009-08-14, 02:06 AM by Throes.)
GMSInfighter Wrote:No no no no guys. This is all wrong, she's obviously lying. Here let me show you what really happened, she PM'd me the whole thing.
So it started off her at a high school reunion. She glances over to find a few slutty girls talking trash about her, even though they should be mature. Then she looks the other way and sees two guys, holy s'hit, things just got serious. She eye f'ucks them to come on over and so they do. They introduce themselves as Felix and Opeth. WHAT??!?
I KNOW THEM FROM SOUTHPERRY.NET! They instantly know who this dark-skinned gorgeous female is! THROWS! They immediately grab her, each of them grabbing one of her arms, and throw her in a boys locker room and run after her, pin her against a locker and Felix goes...
PM me for the rest. My sexual high school fantasies always always revolve around an instructor, so this is a flat out lie.
[edit] Ok Felix I don't hate you anymore. Thank god. 
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Throws Wrote:My sexual high school fantasies always always revolve around an instructor, so this is a flat out lie.
opeth could teach you a thing or two about trolling and well... felix knows lolis.
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Throws Wrote:[edit] Ok Felix I don't hate you anymore. Thank god.
<3 Throws.
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Stereo Wrote:opeth could teach you a thing or two about trolling and well... felix knows lolis.
It's usually a math teacher (OMG I LOVE MATH) or a sex ed teacher. (Need some extra credit?)
Yum.
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Man my sex ed teacher coulda put me over his knee and broken me in half
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I feel great rage that the kiddies of this site are being introduced to explicit content while just looking for something to laugh at on a forum for an online game targeted towards younger people. (I'm thirteen, dammit!  )
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Man, I cannot believe I missed this. I sure hope Felix, Opeth, Greg, and Throws would appear in my dreams. But not Manda; that cock blocker. 
Oh, and Kyle? Consider writing erotica as a part time job. You'd do wonders.
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i missed it too, fking work -_- now we just need opeth. still made my night, that was great.
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Throws Wrote:It's usually a math teacher (OMG I LOVE MATH) or a sex ed teacher. (Need some extra credit?)
Yum.
Wow I'm late.
<~ *is going to be a math professor*
Share the dream love <3
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Your dream is boring. You were missing Zombies, Pink Beans, Maple Story, Harrisonized, and a Rocket Launcher.
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Ya know, the pic in the top left corner of the Funhouse answers nothing. I don't see a fish, nor do I have any idea how Greg grew a penis under her catholic uniform and had to pee in the urinal. I do see some sortof "Banned" bag in the corner under the supposed "Throws" body. And obviously somebody put the wrong heads on the wrong bods.
Somebody continue on how it got to this stage please. If I say what I think, well,, this will turn into an Adult thread.
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Zalfor Wrote:Ya know, the pic in the top left corner of the Funhouse answers nothing. I don't see a fish, nor do I have any idea how Greg grew a penis under her catholic uniform and had to pee in the urinal. I do see some sortof "Banned" bag in the corner under the supposed "Throws" body. And obviously somebody put the wrong heads on the wrong bods.
Somebody continue on how it got to this stage please. If I say what I think, well,, this will turn into an Adult thread.
Holy crap, I just noticed that.
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Me and Providence sometime shower. I touch him in he...places.
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BizarroProvidence Wrote:Me and Providence sometime shower. I touch him in he...places.
Who pitches and who receives?
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Damn it. Any more of this and Felix is gonna turn MLIANES into straight out porn...
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MasPan Wrote:Where's the puce pr0n?!!?!?
-giggles-
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oh wow what did I miss.
Next time I'ma post my dreams with people around here. Yes, I did. Three times.
Once, Takebacker was a samurai ninja (does that even exist?). Another time it was Opeth, Greg. Roxas and Khoi running for their lives, and the other one was Vern, Myles, RDal and me in a gay club. WOW yes, I remember waht I dream every night.
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RobMdza Wrote:Another time it was Opeth, Greg. Roxas and Khoi running for their lives
What the... why am I suddenly involved... why am I in your dream... IS IT BECAUSE I TYPE IN RED? 
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