I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry

Last night I dreamt I was taking a shower with Felix and Opeth. HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE I HAVE NO IDEA, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

Then Manda chased me around with a fish.

I swear I am not making this shit up.

that's hot

What ...the... f---

;_;

What ...the... f---

I don't know!

The funny thing is we were actually just showering together... like I just happened to be in the boys' locker room or something. Then here comes Manda and her fish like "wtp IS GOING ON HERE?"

I didn't even get to see anyone's peens!

So there was group of people taking a tour of someplace, I don't distinctly remember what that place was. There's a certain group of people that wander away from rest of the group and find a an old sewer system and decide to investigate it. Eventually we discover a buried subterranean city. Most of the city is in ruin.

Amongst the group there is someone who actually knew about this place prior to us coming here. He briefly explains what happened here. It's important to note our current surroundings. There's piles and piles of old building materials stacked on shelving type systems composed mainly of steel bars. These shelves, of sorts, look like what large building under construction typically look like, and they have plenty of support holding up the old building materials. The 'shelves' for lack of a better word, seem to go on and on in every direction forever including above ourselves; could be a mile, could be 20 miles for all I know. The person who earlier explained the city sees the groups interest in these old building materials and wants to know what we think. The group comes to a majority opinion that we want to learn more and even try to rebuild this place.

Then at this point the person earlier explained the city starts climbing one of the old shelves and places something on one of them. He placed dynamite on it. This then causes a chain reaction of collapsing shelves and the materials to fall in every direction. People are running for their life so that they don't get squashed by all of the falling things. This sequence of events of running and dodging lasts for roughly 10-15 minutes. Afterward, most of the people are separated from each other, probably a few of them have died, also they don't know if anyone else has survived but themselves. The few people that do see each other close by team up and start to go looking for the other people that aren't with us.

Wait for Felix and Opeth to come in

I didn't even get to see anyone's peens!

Congrats, you're not a pedo!

We think.

I f'ucking lol'd so hard.

Thanks Throws, made my week.

Congrats, you're not a pedo!

We think.

iirc all parties involved are legal

That's hot, Throws.

I f'ucking lol'd so hard.

Thanks Throws, made my week.

This.

On a serious note, where was I.

That is a f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking awesome dream. Felix and Opeth are never in my dreams ;_;.

Where was I?

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To bad Opeth isn't here.

To the rest of you wondering where you were: why the hell would you wanna be showering with Felix and Opeth in the first place? Except maybe Vern.

I'm literally crying because I'm laughing so hard. I wanted to say something witty...something...ANYTHING, but I can hardly breathe. I certainly can't think. Throws, thank you. You are awesome. lol

I'm also the only person in this dream without a significant other. You guys are fooling around, while I'm just there having a blast, I guess. Hahahaha

To the rest of you wondering where you were: why the hell would you wanna be showering with Felix and Opeth in the first place? Except maybe Vern.

why wouldnt you shower with Felix and Opeth?

And then chinchillas. Thousands of them.

why wouldnt you shower with Felix and Opeth?

THiS MAN UNDERSTANDS!

THiS MAN UNDERSTANDS!

why hello thar

Why is this so funny to everyone? ;__;

Here I am in the morning thinking, "JESUS CHRIST GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, YOU COULD HAVE DREAMT ABOUT SHOWERING WITH FREAKIN' KEIRA KNIGHTLEY OR ZIYI ZHANG, AND YOU DREAM OF FELIX AND OPETH? Did that seriously JUST HAPPEN?"