What's a wife?

Wives are more than a pineapple buddy.

Wives are more than a pineapple buddy.

They're a whole fruitbasket... A basket case.

They're a whole fruitbasket... A basket case.

I'm so telling your mother

I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true

I see Heidi around.

I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true

inb4peoplesayyou'reagirlharhar

I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true

Pshaw, don't lie, you know you'd love to be married to a crazy bitch like me.

I take good care of my man's "private member."

Pshaw, don't lie, you know you'd love to be married to a crazy bitch like me.

I take good care of my man's "private member."

Crotch punting isn't really considered good, unless you don't want to have kids.

Crotch punting isn't really considered good, unless you don't want to have kids.

One of my b.net names is testiclecrusher. How did you know? :<

Throws gtfo, you are like the girl of my dreams.

Wife =/= Throws.


-my girlfriend would kill me if she read that-

Wife =/= Throws.

I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait!

I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait!

Throws has now become the figurehead for the internet's Women's Rights Movement. If anyone starts to bring serious buisiness about Women's Rights, we'll just direct them to this message.

I am now jerking off to this thread.

I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait!

Pics?

Opeth makes me giggle.

In what way?

that way

Irony of that image is you can see her feet.

Why is that ironic? They're normal people that don't get aroused by toesies

that way

What is wrong with that? ;_;