I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry

I deleted everything that was important in this post because I double post'd by accident. (YAAAY ACCIDENTS)

Anyone else jerk off to this thread?

Anyone?

Back. (from fappin)

This thread must be setting a Funhouse post rate record. Almost as fast as Felix's boner popped up reading this.

Unrelated. I just Googled that Ziyi Zhang lady. Dang. I wanna put her face in a china cabinet.

Anyone else jerk off to this thread?

Anyone?

Seeing that there are always people viewing this thread, I would say that yeah, people are jerking off to this thread.

Unrelated. I just Googled that Ziyi Zhang lady. Dang. I wanna put her face in a china cabinet.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ZIYI ZHANG IS? HELLO? MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA? HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS? CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON? RUSH HOUR 2!?

I am in love with her.

hnnnnnnnggg

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Huh, I was expecting much more DERP in this thread. Meh, might as well throw some in now.

A-herpity derpdapreddyuerp a derpity derpa derp.[/COLOR]

Now we have to see pics of everyone so we can fit the puzzle pieces together.

Cmon guys, show us the nudes.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ZIYI ZHANG IS? HELLO? MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA? HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS? CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON? RUSH HOUR 2!?

I am in love with her.

You know, me and my sister borrowed 9 movies from the library last weekend, and watched seven of them. We had Memoirs of a Geisha, but we just weren't in the mood for properly good cinema. I've seen Crouching Tiger, but I can't say I remember a minute of it. I was too busy hating Chris Rock in Rush Hour to notice any porcelain doll-like Asian women.

I would have a hot threesome with Felix's avatar and Dyxanije's sig.

I too have dreamed of people I only knew through a forum. No showering, but there was a penguin suit involved.

I usually check the preview of a thread by hovering over the thread title. I went from 0 to O_O so fast.

Cmon guys, show us the nudes.

I lol'd.

Last week I gave my future mother-in-law my old laptop... without first deleting our naughty pictures/vids folder from it. Fortunately she got the thing reformatted and junk before she saw anything (I HOPE.)

I lol'd.

Last week I gave my future mother-in-law my old laptop... without first deleting our naughty pictures/vids folder from it. Fortunately she got the thing reformatted and junk before she saw anything (I HOPE.)

she saved all your nudes on a floppy disk.

enjoy your father-in-law fapping to your nudes.

Oh yeah, guys, definitely. This thread is too hot of fantasy to NOT fap to. She may try making it seem innocent, but it was much more than that.

Hot. Steamy. Wet. Threesome.

And THAT is why Manda really freaked out.

Oh yeah, guys, definitely. This thread is too hot of fantasy to NOT fap to. She may try making it seem innocent, but it was much more than that.

Hot. Steamy. Wet. Threesome.

And THAT is why Manda really freaked out.

OMG IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT!

I don't even remember what we were talking about but it was just a casual conversation... that happened to occur while the three of us were naked and showering together.

IT COULD HAPPEN, OK?

I too have dreamed of people I only knew through a forum. No showering, but there was a penguin suit involved.

1:00 - 2:10

[youtube]q80zOmd6fKE[/youtube]

IT WOULD HAPPEN, OK?

Kyle naked. Enjoyable for all. Mmm...

I can't even remember much because it was such a blur of savage emotion, but it was definitely more than just casual sex... I remember I was showering, minding my own business, when suddenly you two burst in!

"Felix! Opeth! What the hell! This...this is the ladies locker room!"

"Not tonight it isn't, sweetheart."

And then they ripped off their clothes, revealing their sweaty, manly bodies. The look in their eyes... The beads of sweat glistening on their chests... No more words needed to be said. They stepped into the shower with me, and the rest, well...

THROWS OMG. You can't leave us hanging like that!

Wow... Just, wow. Please post the rest!

Okay, post the softcore stuff here, but PM the hardcore stuff to me. k?

Okay, post the softcore stuff here, but PM the hardcore stuff to me. k?

bad fiel