omigosh what do i do

this is what I am doing. This is not a "how do i make a girl break up with an ideal boyfriend so i can have her" thread. Its a what in the world am i supposed to do in the meantime thread. I am going crazy.

And as for lust. I ideally wouldnt want to. It can have some severe consequences and that could make both of us unhappy if we did it. supposing we were together.

First paragraph. Oh. You could've mentioned that you were waiting. I suppose you could go throw a stress ball. Or Wank.

Second paragraph. What the pineapple are you talking about?

Kill yourself lol

Second paragraph. What the pineapple are you talking about?

you implying I was lusting over her, not in love.

@yotsuba Its crossed my mind.. .but im not doin it.

So you'll wait knowing that you were always second best? That's border line desperate right there. I'd suggest going out and finding someone else. If your paths cross that way in the future, so be it. But don't stand by like a dog when she's already heading the opposite direction.

Also sex is in many ways an important part of a relationship. Not to say that the entire relationship should be centered around sex, but sexual interaction is just a fact of life. Take the necessary precautions and don't cheat on her with a crack whore and you'll be fine.

Hey there. 'Nother 15 year old speaking.

This is not going to last. I guaran-freaking-tee it. Went through similar s'hit with a girl few months back, got over her in about 3 days. You'll be fine.

you implying I was lusting over her, not in love.

@yotsuba Its crossed my mind.. .but im not doin it.

I never implied for you guys to have sex.

you implying I was lusting over her, not in love.

@yotsuba Its crossed my mind.. .but im not doin it.

That reminds me, I have a thread to save.

This is more Speakeasy material than Funhouse.

1 all the girls in my school are either crazy/peaches/drama Queens/manipulative/something else.

Well, I dont know as far as character goes, but the dude is tough competition. Rich family owning multiple mansions, drives her around in a mustang (he is 17), gets her lots of stuff, and spends tons of time with her since he can drive to see her whenever he wants.

Im not rich, need to get rides, and the only time i can bring her to a mansion is my uncles house during holidays.

As far as character goes, i dont know.

Also, no way i can find other girls. And, i just dont see anybody else like i see her.


EDIT: why was this moved to the funhouse. I posted in the speakeasy...

This is more Speakeasy material than Funhouse.

I thought OP was joking. Sounded like a joke to me.

This is more Speakeasy material than Funhouse.

It was in the Speak Easy. It appeared to be more of a joke thread at first. That's up for the moderators to decide.

It was in the Speak Easy. It appeared to be more of a joke thread at first. That's up for the moderators to decide.

Oh. Didn't know that.

My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mid, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

Can we move this back into the speakeasy before it gets all funhouseitized and spammed.

I seriously need help. Not stupid quotes and rainbows.

Im goin to her house tomorrow. Should I just wait, or be straight and tell her?

You do not need help. You're 15, and you "feel like you're gonna die" because of hormones. It's a natural process. You seem rather inexperienced with girls, to boot; telling her that you like her while she's already got a boyfriend will more than likely just creep her out.

i loled at the vastly different responses here:

 warning possible NSFW if you leave this thread

http://tinyurl.com/yyuvvxy

I request a move back to the Funhouse because threadstarter posted on 4chan.

I request a move back to the Funhouse because threadstarter posted on 4chan.

or im just really desperate for advise and going nuts....

lol @ teenagers, but...

and on sunday, they will be officially BF/GF?

They plan that and tell the world. Such a big drama. Such teenagers. Seriously, why do they have to wait until Sunday? It just makes no sense to me. At all.

Well, I dont know as far as character goes, but the dude is tough competition. Rich family owning multiple mansions, drives her around in a mustang (he is 17), gets her lots of stuff, and spends tons of time with her since he can drive to see her whenever he wants.

If she'd want him over you because he's way richer, then is she really worth your time?


These 2 things I quoted make it kinda hard for me to take this thread seriously... seriously, is this real or is it just a joke?