So, who here is working on Black Friday?

funny and true story, but the backstory first.

its me, two competent guys, myself included makes 3, and a 4th who is mentally retarded. he has pushed an old woman out of his way, PHYSICALLY PUSHED HER, and then hit her with a cart from the row he was pushing; he threw a row of 6~8 carts into the cart door, BREAKING IT upon impact and having the security guy come out to fix it; let a cart hit some dude's 2 week old new car and left a giant scratch in the side on the paint (he was pushing a row, top-most one fell out, he did nothing to stop it); hit people MULTIPLE TIMES with the carts, and utterly fails to do the job, and HE STILL ISNT FIRED. i know that he's cost target money, especially with that car he scratched since target footed the bill.

man pisses me off, talks to himself incoherently, and fails to do the job passingly, and IS CLOSING TODAY/TONIGHT. none of the 3 of us can understand why he is closing. all the work the 3 of us will have done will be erased the instant he is working alone. trash will fill up, carts will empty out, etc etc.

Good luck dear Tobias.

thanks...
im going to need it. =/

I would trip him before you leave and say he just fell. Maybe you'll snap his neck and walk away with no harm done to yourself.

I would trip him before you leave and say he just fell. Maybe you'll snap his neck and walk away with no harm done to yourself.

im 5'10", roughly.
he is 6'3"~6'5".

i weigh about 150 lbs.
im sure he weighs at least 200+.

if i even could, no way i wouldnt get harmed.

im 5'10", roughly.
he is 6'3"~6'5".

i weigh about 150 lbs.
im sure he weighs at least 200+.

if i even could, no way i wouldnt get harmed.

Falcon kick from behind. He won't see it coming.

Yeah, 1 AM - 9 AM. Overall, horrible shift. Had to hand people laptops, especially dealing with old people that knows nothing about computers.

"How do I get a wireless modem?"

Yes, I lady ASKED me that while I was HANDING out a laptop to her. I was like ".. Uh, I think you meant wireless internet with a router?", so I had to correct her and get all technical because I'm a douche and all, but anyways..

My department was a mess. Not my problem now though. LOL. There was so many cops around, and there had to have been at least 500+ people there around 4 AM in the morning... I was handing out laptops, for the most part. 400 dollars for a HP laptop, Windows-7, 4 GB mem, DDR2 (forgot the exact specs for this), 320 GB HD, ain't bad..

Yeah, 1 AM - 9 AM. Overall, horrible shift. Had to hand people laptops, especially dealing with old people that knows nothing about computers.

"How do I get a wireless modem?"

Yes, I lady ASKED me that while I was HANDING out a laptop to her. I was like ".. Uh, I think you meant wireless internet with a router?", so I had to correct her and get all technical because I'm a douche and all, but anyways..

My department was a mess. Not my problem now though. LOL. There was so many cops around, and there had to have been at least 500+ people there around 4 AM in the morning... I was handing out laptops, for the most part. 400 dollars for a HP laptop, Windows-7, 4 GB mem, DDR2 (forgot the exact specs for this), 320 GB HD, ain't bad..

> Intel celeron processor

Lol.

hey i am still at work, sucks for me...

> Intel celeron processor

Lol.

Yeah, sadly, I forgot the DDR2 specs. All I remembered was that it was DDR2, I wasn't paying attention to it that much, since it didn't really catched my attention in the first place. Lol..

I'll wait til better and cheaper laptops comes out and buy then. I'm rather satisfied with my junky-POS 32-bit HP laptop with Vista on it... <___<

Yeah, sadly, I forgot the DDR2 specs. All I remembered was that it was DDR2, I wasn't paying attention to it that much, since it didn't really catched my attention in the first place. Lol..

I'll wait til better and cheaper laptops comes out and buy then. I'm rather satisfied with my junky-POS 32-bit HP laptop with Vista on it... <___<

Yeah cause that's like an elite laptop, but then the celeron shoots it down.

well, just got down work a while ago, relaxed, and about to go out for a while.

only funny note, one of my soup's (supervisors) almost slammed me with a 10k fine for LEAVING MY JACKET ON A LADDER IN THE BACK AREA OF THE PIZZA HUT.

fxck, after the holidays i am SO looking elsewhere for work.

Thread needs to be Bash'd.

silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy pomegranate.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb pomegranate!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..

Did anyone die this year?