Too shallow to get a girlfriend?

I am a complete and utter douche, but I can't just quit being shallow. I can't lower my standards. It's part of me and my personality. Shallow heart stays shallow. That's just like saying that I can suddenly turn gay or something. I think I'll be single for good, before I'm so depressed that I quit my job, escape reality with drugs and kill myself. Future seems so good for me.

Not to be rude but unless you're making over 180k a year you won't get the girl of your dreams. You wouldn't be able to afford the plastic surgery to sustain her youth. You'll grow out of your attitude, fortunately