Epic Meal Time suggestions.

What? You guys don't know how to cook meat? :p

I know, right?

made me laugh at the professional part sarah thank you ! But really its better to overcook the meat then undercook.

Shark, bacon, some sort of beverage you should be able to make something out of it id help more but its too early for me to think of anything. You could just watch their videos for a while and see what would be easy to remake using shark meat.

I know what meat I could use for "shark" meat, it was just whether or not that would be a funny idea to implement into the skit. And since the big long running joke would be that we'd be using "shark" meat in our meal, at the very end I would say "Next time, we eat a Freshman. Just kidding, that's cannibalism and we don't condone that.", since I thought that was funnier than the shark idea.

*Update - Me and my group think it'd be better if we did it to our other rival school because we have more of a feud with them in terms of sports and API scores, etc. They are the Grizzlies. Just putting that out there*