+- Southperry.net (https://www.southperry.net)
+-- Forum: Social (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=14)
+--- Forum: Shenanigans (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=51)
+--- Thread: Epic Meal Time suggestions. (/showthread.php?tid=45243)
Pages:
1
2
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - GMSInfighter - 2011-08-02
So I got a few friends together and contacted the students who run TV/Video (School Bulletin) at my High School and they liked my idea of putting a parody of Epic Meal Time on one of the bulletins. Me and my friends, besides one, already have some real shirts by the actual Epic Meal Time and a few ideas, but I personally wanted a few from Southperry, which I probably won't get and instead get flamed but worth a shot.
Some ideas I already have include:
A) making fun of our rival school, which are known as the Sharks (Another school in our district that apparently we have bigger beef with as of late (haha) are the Grizzlies, so that makes things fun too.). Subtle mocking will be parodying the ending thing Epic Meal Time does where they go "Next time, we eat _____" and usually fill it in with something random and I was thinking of either saying "Next time, we eat a shark" or "Next time, we eat -insert schools name-".
That's really my only idea, I have other ones that I think would be funny like having some kind of meat but calling it Shark meat, but I don't know.
So any ideas on what I could do? We're the Cougars, rival school is the Sharks and Grizzlies. I'm looking for things like substitution to Jack Daniel's (Whiskey) cause they use that in all their videos, even something we could make out of eat (cause we're actually gonna buy all this meat. Bacon strips, bacon strips, and more bacon strips. And cook it.), etc.
Doubt posting this at 2:30 AM is beneficial in anyway, but it's worth a shot.
Oh and in case you didn't know who Epic Meal Time was -
[video=youtube;SZaNUZDTi44]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZaNUZDTi44[/video]
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Shidoshi - 2011-08-02
You could do like the EMT guys do and make some kind of art with your food. Dunno how good you are at this, but it could be something written or, if you are really good, make a cougar eating a shark =D
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Baklava - 2011-08-02
It has to have bacon, that's all I know.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - GMSInfighter - 2011-08-02
Shidoshi Wrote:You could do like the EMT guys do and make some kind of art with your food. Dunno how good you are at this, but it could be something written or, if you are really good, make a cougar eating a shark =D
It's not so much that it's art what they do, it's just a giant form of different kinds of meat. We have a mascot suit (cougar) that we may be able to get. I'll see how far we can take it so that we can possibly have him shovel a thing of meat into his non-working mouth for funny material.
Baklava Wrote:It has to have bacon, that's all I know.
Got that covered. Thanks.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - chrome - 2011-08-02
shark meat wrapped in bacon
fuckin' smart
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Sarah - 2011-08-02
Don't do this. Those guys are professional chefs and there's a good chance that you will undercook the meat and end up getting food poisoning or whatever else raw meat carries. There's a very high chance you will get sick.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - GMSInfighter - 2011-08-02
chrome Wrote:shark meat wrapped in bacon
fuckin' smart
Shark meat stuffed with bacon..
wrapped in bacon.
What you know about doing things, hater.
Sarah Wrote:Don't do this. Those guys are professional chefs and there's a good chance that you will undercook the meat and end up getting food poisoning or whatever else raw meat carries. There's a very high chance you will get sick.
My mom taught me everything I know about cooking and she went to Culinary school for a very long time and owns her own Restaurant (as well as monitors the kitchen management at a school district nearby). Only me and my friend are gonna be doing the cooking since we're the only ones that know how to actually cook. My mom will be supervising everything just in case.
Last year they had this guy do a cooking segment every week for a few weeks until he just stopped because people were bored as hell by it (It was some kid that no one really liked because he was really arrogant with everything) and the school allowed it.
It's not gonna be some thing that we play by ear, we're gonna do everything right. Thanks for the concern though.
EDIT - You don't need to say there's a very high chance that we'll get sick, that's just assuming that we're inexperienced and not right. A simple warning would of been nice, not a direct statement implying we know nothing about what we're doing.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - KhainiWest - 2011-08-02
I'd do a repeat of their burger lasagne, but make in the form of a shark, then put like "This is shark weak@@", or something.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Rick - 2011-08-02
Invest in a treadmill.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - GMSInfighter - 2011-08-02
Rick Wrote:Invest in a treadmill.
We are all like 5'10 and weigh 115 pounds. I think we'll be fine.
S'hit, KhainiWest, I didn't even realize that Shark Week was as of late. Nice call.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Olsi - 2011-08-02
Sarah Wrote:Don't do this. Those guys are professional chefs and there's a good chance that you will undercook the meat and end up getting food poisoning or whatever else raw meat carries. There's a very high chance you will get sick.
made me laugh at the professional part sarah thank you
! But really its better to overcook the meat then undercook.Shark, bacon, some sort of beverage you should be able to make something out of it id help more but its too early for me to think of anything. You could just watch their videos for a while and see what would be easy to remake using shark meat.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Nikkey - 2011-08-02
Sarah Wrote:Don't do this. Those guys are professional chefs and there's a good chance that you will undercook the meat and end up getting food poisoning or whatever else raw meat carries. There's a very high chance you will get sick.
What? You guys don't know how to cook meat? :p
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - GMSInfighter - 2011-08-02
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:What? You guys don't know how to cook meat? :p
I know, right?
RandomZodiac Wrote:made me laugh at the professional part sarah thank you
Shark, bacon, some sort of beverage you should be able to make something out of it id help more but its too early for me to think of anything. You could just watch their videos for a while and see what would be easy to remake using shark meat.
I know what meat I could use for "shark" meat, it was just whether or not that would be a funny idea to implement into the skit. And since the big long running joke would be that we'd be using "shark" meat in our meal, at the very end I would say "Next time, we eat a Freshman. Just kidding, that's cannibalism and we don't condone that.", since I thought that was funnier than the shark idea.
*Update - Me and my group think it'd be better if we did it to our other rival school because we have more of a feud with them in terms of sports and API scores, etc. They are the Grizzlies. Just putting that out there*
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Moonlapse - 2011-08-02
Me and my friend have been thinking about this for a while. Just go down to the grocery store, check out the meat section, and let your imagination run wild.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Mike - 2011-08-02
No, no, no. Do it Swedish style.
[video=youtube;3d-qENAaNbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-qENAaNbM[/video]
"We would use sharks, but the quality is low and they didn't (win the state championship or something.)"
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Sarah - 2011-08-02
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:What? You guys don't know how to cook meat? :p
Different meats need to be cooked at different temperatures and when it's a bunch of kids doing it in mass quantities I don't expect them to be checking to make sure each part is properly cooked.
Regardless of what you say, GMS, try to avoid pork products besides bacon. They're very dangerous.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Rick - 2011-08-02
Awww. She cares.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Devil - 2011-08-02
That's easy!
Dutch Fries with old Dutch Frikandellen wrapped in Bacon with Mayonaise sauce!
Served together with some old Dutch Bitterballen with mustard on a bed of bacon of course !
Fries with a Frikandel with Mayonaise
![[Image: 651px-Patat_met.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Patat_met.jpg/651px-Patat_met.jpg)
Bitterballen
![[Image: 800px-Bitterballen.jpeg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Bitterballen.jpeg/800px-Bitterballen.jpeg)
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Rick - 2011-08-02
Your patriotism repulses me. As does your food.
Also, make a candy pizza.
Epic Meal Time suggestions. - Devil - 2011-08-02
Rick Wrote:Your patriotism repulses me. As does your food.Without bacon, it doesn't work...
Also, make a candy pizza.
