Epic Meal Time suggestions.

shark meat wrapped in bacon

fuckin' smart

Shark meat stuffed with bacon..

wrapped in bacon.

What you know about doing things, hater.

Don't do this. Those guys are professional chefs and there's a good chance that you will undercook the meat and end up getting food poisoning or whatever else raw meat carries. There's a very high chance you will get sick.

My mom taught me everything I know about cooking and she went to Culinary school for a very long time and owns her own Restaurant (as well as monitors the kitchen management at a school district nearby). Only me and my friend are gonna be doing the cooking since we're the only ones that know how to actually cook. My mom will be supervising everything just in case.

Last year they had this guy do a cooking segment every week for a few weeks until he just stopped because people were bored as hell by it (It was some kid that no one really liked because he was really arrogant with everything) and the school allowed it.

It's not gonna be some thing that we play by ear, we're gonna do everything right. Thanks for the concern though.

EDIT - You don't need to say there's a very high chance that we'll get sick, that's just assuming that we're inexperienced and not right. A simple warning would of been nice, not a direct statement implying we know nothing about what we're doing.