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Pianists dont tap :X We play musically! I can't stand hearing people with long nails making clicking sounds while playing the piano, lololol

You're equating apples and oranges here. The tapping on a computer keyboard doesn't come from the nails hitting the keys, it comes from the keys hitting the plastic underneath. Typing on a computer keyboard and playing the piano are essentially the same mechanisms. Your fingers press the buttons.

Playing a piano is just much more meaningful. An appropriate analogy is singing vs. talking.