I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight...

kick to the groin is my 1st priority if i ever get into a fight

You run get into a jock who has a little penis complex, due to an overdose of steroids, that walks around with a cup to enhance his already small package.

You mention to him how you got a little plantain too and know how it feels. He gets a fit of roid rage and starts charging at you.

What do you do now? Oh yeah! You get your pansy ass whooped like the little peach you are.

Where did that come from? Why did I say that? Why would I say such cruel things?

[SPOILER=Here's why...]

I'm on a horse