I'm arranged to be married by next year

I agree, this is a good one. Mainly because I could pull it off in my backyard, sure, but it's still up there. Just make sure you're not found for quite some time. Crazy people feel the need to save others they see in trouble.

I've always thought jumping in front of a large, fast moving vehicle would be nice, as well. Access can be tricky, depending on where you live.

Why would you think of things like this? ;-;