Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition

Kill: Khoi, because it seems like alot of people would.
Boff: Bacon, because its freaking bacon! Everything is better with bacon!!!
Marry: Greg, because it would be magical, and short.


Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

[color="#cc8899"]K: Zelkova - because I definitely don't want to B or M him.
B: Sarah - that temper would be fun at first, but I can't take a lifetime of it
M: Spidey - a lifetime of access to anime pictures to fit any request, how glorious

KBM: A pirate, a ninja, and a zombie[/COLOR]