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Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Throes - 2011-02-01

I've been watching old episodes of 30 Rock and thought this might be a fun game to play with Southperry. The game is pretty simple: answer whether you would kill, boff (bang), or marry the three people named, and why. Then name three people (living or dead, Southperrian or not) for the following poster to kill, boff, or marry. Also please remember, no flaming your fellow Southperrians, even if you really really want to.


For instance:

imaginary person posting before me Wrote:Kill, boff, marry: Eos, Fiel, and Isaac

Kill: Eos, because otherwise Cyberdyne might take over the earth.
Boff: Isaac, because vampires are hot and he seems like he'd be into some kinky stuff in bed.
Marry: Fiel, because it seems like family is very important to him, and I'd like to have a small army of children one day.

The "because" part is important, ok? I don't want to see any 3 word posts in this thread. Ok, your turn, Southperry!

Kill, boff, marry: Bacon, Greg, and Khoi

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-02-01

Kill: Khoi, because it seems like alot of people would.
Boff: Bacon, because its freaking bacon! Everything is better with bacon!!!
Marry: Greg, because it would be magical, and short.


Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Locked - 2011-02-01

http://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9044

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Mark - 2011-02-01

I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:
 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-02-01

Mark Wrote:I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:
 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

Banger in the mouth

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Ryanide - 2011-02-01

Kill, barf, lose your freedom.

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - MasPan - 2011-02-01

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Kill: Khoi, because it seems like alot of people would.
Boff: Bacon, because its freaking bacon! Everything is better with bacon!!!
Marry: Greg, because it would be magical, and short.


Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

[color="#cc8899"]K: Zelkova - because I definitely don't want to B or M him.
B: Sarah - that temper would be fun at first, but I can't take a lifetime of it Sad
M: Spidey - a lifetime of access to anime pictures to fit any request, how glorious

KBM: A pirate, a ninja, and a zombie[/COLOR]

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - madanthony - 2011-02-01

Kill: Zombie. In the head. With brute force
Boff: Pirate. Sexy lady pirate. Mostly just doesn't fit the other choices.
Marry: Ninja. It'd be like staying single. I'd never know the ninja was there.

Molotov Cocktease, Sally Impossible, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Mute - 2011-02-01

madanthony Wrote:Kill: Zombie. In the head. With brute force
Boff: Pirate. Sexy lady pirate. Mostly just doesn't fit the other choices.
Marry: Ninja. It'd be like staying single. I'd never know the ninja was there.

Molotov Cocktease, Sally Impossible, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Kill: Sally Impossible.
Boff: Molotov
Marry Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Heidi Glover, Madonna, Ashley Olsen

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Zelkova - 2011-02-01

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

Im in the Sarah and Spidey rankings?! YESSSSS!

THAT MEANS IM COOL, RIGHT?

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Kurtle - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:Kill: Sally Impossible.
Boff: Molotov
Marry Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Heidi Glover, Madonna, Ashley Olsen

Who the pineapple is Heidi Glover?

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Mute - 2011-02-01

Kurtle Wrote:Who the pineapple is Heidi Glover?

Sorry, names mixed up.
Heidi Klum.

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Zelkova - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:Sorry, names mixed up.
Heidi Klum.

....you got her mixed up with Danny Glover?

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Mute - 2011-02-01

Zelkova Wrote:....you got her mixed up with Danny Glover?

I have stated time and again I am bad with names.

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Zelkova - 2011-02-01

Mute Wrote:I have stated time and again I am bad with names.


[Image: danny-glover.jpg]
"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Kitteh - 2011-02-01

Mark Wrote:I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:
 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

More likely behind you.

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Throes - 2011-02-02

Let's see if we can't get back on track.

Mute Wrote:Heidi Klum, Madonna, Ashley Olsen
Kill: Madonna, because like 90% of her original parts have been chopped up beyond recognition and she's probably mostly robot now.
Boff: Ashley Olsen, but only if Mary Kate joined in too.
Marry: Heidi Klum, because she hosted Project Runway (OMGAD! Heart) and looks good even with a baby bump. <3


Kill, boff, marry: Sarah Palin, Ke$ha, Oprah

Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition - Five Second Pose - 2011-02-02

Kill Ke$ha due to knowing the least about her.
Boff Palin due to her being the hottest of the three.
Marry Oprah. She seems nice enough. XFD

For lolz : me, Cactuar, and XTOTHEL

Sorry Nikkey ):