S> Chicken turd pieces

Extruded, raw, Chicken McNuggets



"There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color"

That was actually proven to be fake like right after the release. It doesn't even make sense, doesn't have the same texture, it's pink, and the boxes would be soaked.