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S> Chicken turd pieces - Jedward - 2011-02-01
![[Image: chickenturd.jpg]](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4085446/chickenturd.jpg)
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S> Chicken turd pieces - XTOTHEL - 2011-02-01
I've never (i don't think) i had McNuggets. D: they're too expensive here in canada
S> Chicken turd pieces - Holypie - 2011-02-01
My god. I'm having a heart attack from imagining the abstract concept of someone eating all of that.
S> Chicken turd pieces - Erebus - 2011-02-01
I had one once as a child...
I still remember the curd of fat or some kind of hardened chewy gel like object that infested that "nugget". It was a cold nightfall... me and my family drove down a very long stretch of highway for hours on end. I remember because the world around me was blanketed in black snow from the repeat blizzards, snow plows, car fumes, and darkness. I sat in my seat quite as could be but my stomach spoke for me. It growled more loud then my voice ever could and in the darkness I could see my parents concerned faces. We pulled into a truck stop, it was a place I've never seen, like an open field of black tar and street lamps. There was only one place open late that night and there was no custom orders. I was a picky kid and there was only a few sandwiches with to many topping to count, but then I was saved, or rather... I thought I was. Down slid a small parcel of slowly breaded and fried chicken nuggets , I was happy and with my childlike smile I grabbed the box and rushed to my father and then to the register. I opened the box to an erupting mild steam and opened my BBQ packets and sat down with my winter apparel still on. I dipped it deep into the sauce and took a bite, then my chewing slowed... It slowed at first to a nibble, to a crawl, and then to a halt... In my mouth was something horrible, something unexpected, nothing but a curd could be used as a correct description of this object. I spat it out, clear the color, bland the taste, gel the texture, hard the surface. It was on that day I swore I'd never eat another nugget as long as I live.
S> Chicken turd pieces - XTOTHEL - 2011-02-01
If they were chicken fingers or something I'd eat it
S> Chicken turd pieces - Felicitates - 2011-02-01
Is it bad that I'm okay with eating these once a month?
S> Chicken turd pieces - XTOTHEL - 2011-02-01
Delicae Wrote:Is it bad that I'm okay with eating these once a month?
no you're fine
>XL, resident dietitian.
S> Chicken turd pieces - Solarboy - 2011-02-01
Whoa! They are CHICKEN Nuggets? I had no idea.
S> Chicken turd pieces - Zelkova - 2011-02-01
Extruded, raw, Chicken McNuggets
![[Image: chicken-dippers.jpg]](http://www.geekologie.com/2010/10/04/chicken-dippers.jpg)
"There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color"
S> Chicken turd pieces - Kurtle - 2011-02-01
They fuc'king taste good. Stop complaining.
S> Chicken turd pieces - XTOTHEL - 2011-02-01
Zelkova Wrote:Extruded, raw, Chicken McNuggets
"There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color"
well would you rather eat it untreated?
S> Chicken turd pieces - Jon - 2011-02-01
I was never a huge fan of the nuggets, but I always chose them over hamburgers as a child. Dunno why.
S> Chicken turd pieces - FenixR - 2011-02-01
XTOTHEL Wrote:well would you rather eat it untreated?
That pomegranate its the little scraps of meat that you can't chew out of the bone iirc.
S> Chicken turd pieces - XTOTHEL - 2011-02-01
dante9898 Wrote:That pomegranate its the little scraps of meat that you can't chew out of the bone iirc.
Yea, just that they have to treat it like that for health reasons. Obviously if you want breast meat that are not chopped you'd buy something else.
S> Chicken turd pieces - FenixR - 2011-02-01
XTOTHEL Wrote:Yea, just that they have to treat it like that for health reasons. Obviously if you want breast meat that are not chopped you'd buy something else.
They are still disgusting and unhealthy so i would not even eat it treated or untreated either.
S> Chicken turd pieces - Imagine - 2011-02-01
oh that's where my 1st parakeet went
S> Chicken turd pieces - KhainiWest - 2011-02-01
Zelkova Wrote:Extruded, raw, Chicken McNuggets
"There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color"
That was actually proven to be fake like right after the release. It doesn't even make sense, doesn't have the same texture, it's pink, and the boxes would be soaked.
S> Chicken turd pieces - Kunagisa - 2011-02-01
Who cares, as long as you like how it tastes, then eat what you want.
S> Chicken turd pieces - FenixR - 2011-02-01
DustBunny Wrote:That was actually proven to be fake like right after the release. It doesn't even make sense, doesn't have the same texture, it's pink, and the boxes would be soaked.
The fact that some companies or W/E extract the Meat scrap from the bones using a machine scared the crap out of people, and iirc wasn't there some law or something that obligates people that sell "Machine Separated Meat Scrap from bones" to put a label or something on the products they sell with this?
Also maybe those aren't the boxes used for being soaked with ammonia but for packing the meat or something. The description said weirdly pink, and to be honest that pink its weird enough.
S> Chicken turd pieces - >Pineapple - 2011-02-01
Holy balls.
I have to go buy some of that...
My regular order is the 20pc combo.
I could probably down most/all of this in one sitting, but wouldnt.
Why the balls is everyone pointing out the obvious unhealthiness?
They taste good. And it's not like you'll die if you eat them every once in a while.
Going to need a lot of ranch.