2010-11-07, 10:14 AM
First list
1. People actually have this problem?
2. Never happened to me.
3. I still take naps when I want too.
4. People who can't tell sarcasm even over the internet don't deserve it.
5. Just like a normal sheet, dumbass.
6. Yes it was and that is coming from a person who has printed all their life.
7. As sad as it is some people don't.
8. Maybe.
9. I am only tried after I've been awake for over 24 hours.
10. Not always.
11. Never had this happen.
12. Bluray? Please, I still have my Betamax and VHS tapes.
13. Never happened to me.
14. Not for me.
15. Never happened to me.
16. Looking good is for the low-down unimportant masses, what are you talking about?
17. No one annoying calls me so I have no need to do this.
18. I'll give you this one.
19. Never really been to a bar to pick up someone so I don't know about this one. I guess it can be true.
20. Ghettos are good scenic routes.
21. Never happened to me.
22. I admit I carry about 5 plastic bags in each hand, but I still have to make more than one trip.
23. Texting while driving? What are you, a f'ucking moron?
24. Never had this problem.
25. I've almost always understood the person who was talking to so I haven't really had this problem.
26. Never happened to me.
27. Pants do get dirty, and you can't wear them forever if you work outside a lot.
28. Despite the fact that all grades in school are teaching harder stuff than when I was in school I do have to agree that it seems like kids get stupider by the day.
29. I get enjoyment out of that feeling, not fear.
30. No.
31. No.
32. Alarms? Hahahahahaha.
1. People actually have this problem?
2. Never happened to me.
3. I still take naps when I want too.
4. People who can't tell sarcasm even over the internet don't deserve it.
5. Just like a normal sheet, dumbass.
6. Yes it was and that is coming from a person who has printed all their life.
7. As sad as it is some people don't.
8. Maybe.
9. I am only tried after I've been awake for over 24 hours.
10. Not always.
11. Never had this happen.
12. Bluray? Please, I still have my Betamax and VHS tapes.
13. Never happened to me.
14. Not for me.
15. Never happened to me.
16. Looking good is for the low-down unimportant masses, what are you talking about?
17. No one annoying calls me so I have no need to do this.
18. I'll give you this one.
19. Never really been to a bar to pick up someone so I don't know about this one. I guess it can be true.
20. Ghettos are good scenic routes.
21. Never happened to me.
22. I admit I carry about 5 plastic bags in each hand, but I still have to make more than one trip.
23. Texting while driving? What are you, a f'ucking moron?
24. Never had this problem.
25. I've almost always understood the person who was talking to so I haven't really had this problem.
26. Never happened to me.
27. Pants do get dirty, and you can't wear them forever if you work outside a lot.
28. Despite the fact that all grades in school are teaching harder stuff than when I was in school I do have to agree that it seems like kids get stupider by the day.
29. I get enjoyment out of that feeling, not fear.
30. No.
31. No.
32. Alarms? Hahahahahaha.
Second list
2. I am a better listener than I am a talker.
4. Um, what?
5. And make yourself look more like an idiot and crazy? No, I just turn around without any bulls'hit.
6. I have no problems with Nickelback.
8. No.
9. You sometimes have to clean those discs off so it's the same thing.
12. No.
17. I've never played beer pong and never will.
19. Okay, I'll give you this one.
21. No.
22. Um, okay?
23. Sounds like someone with "real" smarts is mad that they got outsmarted by someone with "imaginary" smarts.
26. Never had this problem.
27. I've done this before, they both come to you with basically the same notes and then get very pissed at you.
28. Never had this problem.
31. Okay?
33. Okay?
36. No.
37. I'll give you this one and raise you that girls even in middle school are slutty. And the guys aren't much better.
38. That is nice?
39. Never had this problem.
41. Again, I still have Betamax and VHS tapes. Screw your discs.
45. Never had this problem.
48. I sort of have this problem with people, but it's not because of the internet.
49. All the music I have is all music I love to hear.
50. Okay?
53. Okay?
55. Wrong for me.
57. Okay?
58. Okay, I give you this one.
59. They don't, that is why they hide behind things when people are looking.
2. I am a better listener than I am a talker.
4. Um, what?
5. And make yourself look more like an idiot and crazy? No, I just turn around without any bulls'hit.
6. I have no problems with Nickelback.
8. No.
9. You sometimes have to clean those discs off so it's the same thing.
12. No.
17. I've never played beer pong and never will.
19. Okay, I'll give you this one.
21. No.
22. Um, okay?
23. Sounds like someone with "real" smarts is mad that they got outsmarted by someone with "imaginary" smarts.
26. Never had this problem.
27. I've done this before, they both come to you with basically the same notes and then get very pissed at you.
28. Never had this problem.
31. Okay?
33. Okay?
36. No.
37. I'll give you this one and raise you that girls even in middle school are slutty. And the guys aren't much better.
38. That is nice?
39. Never had this problem.
41. Again, I still have Betamax and VHS tapes. Screw your discs.
45. Never had this problem.
48. I sort of have this problem with people, but it's not because of the internet.
49. All the music I have is all music I love to hear.
50. Okay?
53. Okay?
55. Wrong for me.
57. Okay?
58. Okay, I give you this one.
59. They don't, that is why they hide behind things when people are looking.
Most of these are amazingly retarded.