2010-09-09, 01:35 AM
I'm sick of living with my parents, but all my other living arrangements have gone to hell in a hand-basket faster than Todd Ingram can scarf a Chicken Parmesan. So the rent better be low. And you better not suck. Close to Toronto is preferred.
Potential roommates must not give their skank asses up to any future boyfriends I'm increasingly unlikely to have. Or generally lift the lid of my toilet-bowl life to drop some steamy diarrhea all over it. Because I've had enough of the crap and my therapist thinks so too. So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.
[SIZE="1"]Please. Somewhere. Anywhere. Get me out of this tundra prison.[/SIZE]
Potential roommates must not give their skank asses up to any future boyfriends I'm increasingly unlikely to have. Or generally lift the lid of my toilet-bowl life to drop some steamy diarrhea all over it. Because I've had enough of the crap and my therapist thinks so too. So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.
[SIZE="1"]Please. Somewhere. Anywhere. Get me out of this tundra prison.[/SIZE]