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2010-08-30, 07:18 AM
In Twilight, vampires' hearts don't beat.
So vampires' blood doesn't flow.
Therefore, vampires can't get an erection.
And so they can't have sex.
Now you tell me: How did Edward impregnate Bella? Hmm?

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Vampires can't have sex - by bio9205 - 2010-08-30, 07:18 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Eos - 2010-08-30, 08:03 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by SlayerZach - 2010-08-30, 08:06 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Alloy - 2010-08-30, 08:08 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by bio9205 - 2010-08-30, 08:11 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Hanabira.Kage - 2010-08-30, 08:15 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Kalovale - 2010-08-30, 08:19 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Hanabira.Kage - 2010-08-30, 08:25 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Rob - 2010-08-30, 08:36 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by DrRusty - 2010-08-30, 08:46 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by MetaSeraphim - 2010-08-30, 08:46 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by DrRusty - 2010-08-30, 08:48 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30, 10:11 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Razzberry - 2010-08-30, 10:22 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Alloy - 2010-08-30, 10:30 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Eos - 2010-08-30, 10:48 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by FrozNlite - 2010-08-30, 11:28 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Kurtle - 2010-08-30, 02:07 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Loose - 2010-08-30, 02:11 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30, 02:12 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by larmie - 2010-08-30, 02:17 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-08-30, 02:39 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by CrazyNomad - 2010-08-30, 02:46 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by larmie - 2010-08-30, 02:47 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-08-30, 02:49 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by larmie - 2010-08-30, 02:57 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-08-30, 03:13 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Magus - 2010-08-30, 03:15 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30, 05:58 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Erich - 2010-08-30, 06:08 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Sn1perJohnE - 2010-08-30, 06:16 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30, 06:17 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Erich - 2010-08-30, 06:18 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Sn1perJohnE - 2010-08-30, 06:18 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Pikamemnon - 2010-08-30, 09:14 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Hazzy - 2010-08-30, 09:14 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by bio9205 - 2010-08-30, 10:52 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by SlayerZach - 2010-08-30, 10:53 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by larmie - 2010-08-30, 10:59 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Sn1perJohnE - 2010-08-30, 11:29 PM
Vampires can't have sex - by Hanabira.Kage - 2010-08-31, 01:46 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Ryanide - 2010-08-31, 07:43 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Rob - 2010-08-31, 08:06 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by SlayerZach - 2010-08-31, 08:12 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Ryanide - 2010-08-31, 08:31 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Rob - 2010-08-31, 08:44 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by xAyakoCx - 2010-08-31, 09:41 AM
Vampires can't have sex - by Zalfor - 2010-08-31, 10:00 AM

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