Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos.

My dad used some habaneros (inb4 hobanera-chan) and was deseeding them with his hands.

After he was done, he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom.

Shortly after going in he comes out crying about how the habanero oils were still on his hands and they were burning his penis when trying to pee.

As soon as I read "he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom," I started thinking "oh pomegranate that isn't enough man, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH."