2010-06-05, 01:27 PM
I've never claimed it was, but I assume lots of you with no taste for American history think my name is Anthony.
Not to mention I'm the 9th personality Spidey hasn't come to terms with yet. The therapy sessions are hilarious. I make the psychologist think my personality is all about being like Ace Ventura. Then I get hooked up with the good drugs. When Spidey has a black eye, it's because I got in a fight with personality #6. That guy just doesn't know when to shut up about my mother. Sometimes I like to take little, green, plastic army men and stage wars between my other personality brethren and Sarah's mults. They always end up as 300-style affairs. Except the spear I throw nails Sarah in the face. No grazing of the cheek. Grazing is for platypi.
Not to mention I'm the 9th personality Spidey hasn't come to terms with yet. The therapy sessions are hilarious. I make the psychologist think my personality is all about being like Ace Ventura. Then I get hooked up with the good drugs. When Spidey has a black eye, it's because I got in a fight with personality #6. That guy just doesn't know when to shut up about my mother. Sometimes I like to take little, green, plastic army men and stage wars between my other personality brethren and Sarah's mults. They always end up as 300-style affairs. Except the spear I throw nails Sarah in the face. No grazing of the cheek. Grazing is for platypi.