You can be sentenced for having loud sex

I read this at work today, thought it was funny. Clearly the neighbour is just jealous.




They're demons in the sack, literally.

Well, I wonder just how unnatural we're talking here.

"OH YES~ TONY, HUAAAAA~ THE PITCHFORK! STICK ME WITH THE PITCHFORK! YEAH, OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY FLESH BURNING!"

"COME ON KIMMY, HURRY UP AND SHIT ON IT ALREADY!"

The piercing sound of a cat screeching in pain rings throughout the room, followed by various "plop"s

"URGHAAAAAAAA, THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT!"

"KIMMY! KIMMY! I LOVE SEEING YOU SHIT ON A DEAD CAT! I'M GANNA- I'M GANNA-!!!"

"Ieeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's inside!! Yes! Yes!!! Cum inside my forearm! NO! YES!!"

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OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]"

This is followed by heavy panting, that slowly dies down, leading to a moment of silence.

"Hehe~ There's so much. I can't wait to get another abortion <3"


Then the last panel of this accurately displays how the neighbor reacted: