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You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Horusmaster - 2009-12-15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8413974.stm
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Corn - 2009-12-15
Um....hurray for abstinence?
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Sarah - 2009-12-15
ClawofBeta Wrote:Um....hurray for abstinence?
Not being able to get laid isn't abstinence, babe
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Spideyjvc - 2009-12-15
BombsAway Wrote:being able to get laid isn't abstinence, [SIZE="6"]babe[/SIZE] <3
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Someone's getting laid tonight.
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Hazzy - 2009-12-15
Spideyjvc Wrote:
What is that...?
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-12-15
Hazzy Wrote:What is that...?
Character: Alphonse Elric
Anime / Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Corn - 2009-12-15
Hazzy Wrote:What is that...?
Something that wants to have sex with a babe.
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-12-15
Seriously. If having sex loudly is bad, what about fapping?
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Sarah - 2009-12-15
Khoi Wrote:Seriously. If having sex loudly is bad, what about fapping?
You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.
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You can be sentenced for having loud sex - IllegallySane - 2009-12-15
Clearly their walls are too thin.
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Rob - 2009-12-15
Goddammit. Now I'll have to have sex in a studio
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Horusmaster - 2009-12-15
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.
I think I have a problem
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-12-15
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.
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Obviously, you are not a man.
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Spideyjvc - 2009-12-15
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.
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But it's perfectly fine to [SIZE="7"]
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You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Kirov - 2009-12-15
I read this at work today, thought it was funny. Clearly the neighbour is just jealous.
Quote:this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.
It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.
They're demons in the sack, literally.
Quote:The couple's lovemaking was described as 'unnatural'
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Rob - 2009-12-15
Kirov Wrote:They're demons in the sack, literally.
Where do I get to watch the vid
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Zephyr - 2009-12-15
Rob Wrote:Where do I get to watch the vid
From the sound of it, i could guess a new season of Supernatural?
You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Sarah - 2009-12-15
Spideyjvc Wrote:But it's perfectly fine to [SIZE="7"]
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No I get creeped out by moaning/grunting but it's pretty common for people to [SIZE="7"]
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You can be sentenced for having loud sex - Spideyjvc - 2009-12-15
Kirov Wrote:I read this at work today, thought it was funny. Clearly the neighbour is just jealous.
They're demons in the sack, literally.
Well, I wonder just how unnatural we're talking here.
"OH YES~ TONY, HUAAAAA~ THE PITCHFORK! STICK ME WITH THE PITCHFORK! YEAH, OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY FLESH BURNING!"
"COME ON KIMMY, HURRY UP AND SHIT ON IT ALREADY!"
The piercing sound of a cat screeching in pain rings throughout the room, followed by various "plop"s
"URGHAAAAAAAA, THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT!"
"KIMMY! KIMMY! I LOVE SEEING YOU SHIT ON A DEAD CAT! I'M GANNA- I'M GANNA-!!!"
"Ieeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's inside!! Yes! Yes!!! Cum inside my forearm! NO! YES!!"
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This is followed by heavy panting, that slowly dies down, leading to a moment of silence.
"Hehe~ There's so much. I can't wait to get another abortion <3"
Then the last panel of this accurately displays how the neighbor reacted:
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You can be sentenced for having loud sex - VladTheLvr - 2009-12-15
Shh.