Why do your farts smell good?

It just is. You guys will never get girlfriends when you're all sniffing your own asses. Good game guys.

You talk about getting a boyfriend/girlfriend like it's the ultimate goal in life. Even I find that annoying and I am in a loving relationship with the perfect girl.

I don't mean this in a flaming way, but. . . Comments like this are just as ignorant as the bitches and whores comments.