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Why do your farts smell good? - Hazzy - 2009-11-18
Whenever you fart, you think it smells good (inb4exceptions), but it smells like... pomegranate (lolduh?) to everyone else.
Why?
Why do your farts smell good? - Ryanide - 2009-11-18
I KNOW RIGHT?
It smells pungeant but good. I remember my mom blowing one huge ass fart at this chalet and she thought it smelled good.
Why do your farts smell good? - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-18
Your nose "gets immunity", if you will, from your own body stenches. If you go without bathing and deodorant for a while, you may notice a slight smell, but nothing too bad. Meanwhile, others will be smelling you from a mile away, and they'll smell it 20 times worse than you do.
Why do your farts smell good? - Amphigory - 2009-11-18
Wut.
My farts smell as they should: like s'hit.
Why do your farts smell good? - Hazzy - 2009-11-18
Spideyjvc Wrote:Your nose "gets immunity", if you will, from your own body stenches. If you go without bathing and deodorant for a while, you may notice a slight smell, but nothing too bad. Meanwhile, others will be smelling you from a mile away, and they'll smell it 20 times worse than you do.
So why don't I like my parents'/siblings'/dogs' farts?
Why do your farts smell good? - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-18
Amphigory Wrote:Wut.
My farts smell as they should: like s'hit.
Oh, there's no denying your fart will always smell like fart. However, your own farts will smell less offensive to you than they smell to others.
Just like my example above. You'll still smell a hint of odor on yourself if you go without bathing and deodorant for a while, but it won't smell nearly as bad to you as it smells to everyone else.
This is the reason why some people don't realize they have bad breath, or why some people who eat strange foods don't realize how strong of an odor they produce.
Ever wonder why foreigners may smell? It may be because of their hygiene. Or it could be that they're eating foods you don't normally find where you live. Foods that make a body give off a strong odor. In their country, nobody comments on their smell because everyone smells like that. In your country, everyone pinches their noses and beat him up for being funny looking, as well as taking his lunch money and forcing him to do their homework while they stuff him in a locker and give him noogies and wedgies and rape him in the back of the boys bathroom and then teach him how to not write run-on sentences like this.
Hazzy Wrote:So why don't I like my parents'/siblings'/dogs' farts?
You're probably not close enough to them daily to get immunity to their farts. You may not know this, but the average human farts many times a day. However, these farts are small and unnoticeable most of the time. Your nose may be able to catch a wiff of them, but nobody else is close enough to get that wiff. Obviously, you're ALWAYS around yourself, so ALWAYS smell these small farts. Over time, your nose becomes accustomed to the smell...kinda.
Why do your farts smell good? - Katie - 2009-11-18
You guys are fking gross.
Why do your farts smell good? - Ryanide - 2009-11-18
IMMUNITY!
Is this fartvivor?
Why do your farts smell good? - Derimed - 2009-11-18
Katie Wrote:You guys are fking gross.
Seconded. This is just plain disgusting.
Why do your farts smell good? - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-18
Katie Wrote:You guys are fking gross.
Quantact Wrote:Seconded. This is just plain disgusting.
I really don't see how it's gross at all.
Why do your farts smell good? - Katie - 2009-11-18
It just is. You guys will never get girlfriends when you're all sniffing your own asses. Good game guys.
Why do your farts smell good? - Zephyr - 2009-11-18
What the pineapple are you guys talking about, my farts smells like roses on a cold winter morning.
Why do your farts smell good? - Kalovale - 2009-11-18
Smelling good or bad is rather subjective here (as for every other senses of aesthetics), and some most controversial smells I've learned up to date include: human body scent, gasoline, A. Durian (fruit), ... No, there is no fart in there lol. Some people find one of those appealing while others would throw up anywhere 2 metres near.
Then there's acquired smell whose mechanics I'm not so sure about.. Probably because it's unanimously an annoying smell therefore you have to learn to not hate it.
My fart? No, I don't think it smells good, or anything close to that. Good thing I have a fan on full blast with me at all times, so whenever it slips out the wind will carry it away to some unknowing victim.
Why do your farts smell good? - MetaSeraphim - 2009-11-20
Katie Wrote:It just is. You guys will never get girlfriends when you're all sniffing your own asses. Good game guys.
You talk about getting a boyfriend/girlfriend like it's the ultimate goal in life. Even I find that annoying and I am in a loving relationship with the perfect girl.
I don't mean this in a flaming way, but. . . Comments like this are just as ignorant as the bitches and whores comments.
Why do your farts smell good? - Bountyan - 2009-11-21
Smelling my fart cures cancer.