Dessert....with Viagra?

[Man, Woman] {Living room}

Woman: Hey babe! *kisses cheek*
Man: Hey babe, whats got you in such a good mood?
Woman: Oh, you know... *wink*
Man: ...no. i dont know whats going on. what?
Woman: Oh, dont play games, i know you know what day it iiis.
Man: Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?
Woman: Well, you remember last night?
Man: Yeah, my ass still hurts from what you did back there. *lets out a groan*
Woman: NO! No, before that, what you and i discussed?
Man: Something about how you were feeling bloated or some shit?
Woman: Ugh, no, how you said that today would be a special day!
Man: OH, right! thanks for reminding me. *gets up off of couch*
--20 minutes later--

Man: Ok, im back, and i got some pudding too.
Woman: Pudding?
Man: Yeah, i thought you'd like it for a change, you know?
Woman: Oh babe, i didnt know you were feeling that way again!
Man: Huh?
Woman: Well, since you did go out of your way to get the pudding, i guess ive got no choice, now do i? *Starts to undress*
Man: Woah woah woah! What are you doing?!
Woman: Well, you got the pudding, right?
Man: Yeah, because i felt like i should treat myself to something for a change!
Woman: ...Yourself? *standing in underwear only, blocking the TV now*
Man: Yeah. i mean, sure theres enough here for the both of us, but i mostly got it for me.
Woman: So, you think im ugly, dont you?
Man: What?! How can you think that from me getting pudding?!
Woman: Fine! why dont you just sleep here for tonight, ok?
Man: What the hell is wrong with you!?
*woman storms upstairs and goes to sleep*
Man: ugh, what the hell's that bitchs problem... man, im still hungry after that. *goes into kitchen*
(Man makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich using the groceries he just bought a while ago, and is about to pick out a packet of Jell-O pudding when he sees the carton. on it reads "Now with Viagra!")
Man: Geez, as if i want to get a stiffy with my sammich.

Chuckle'd, thanks.