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Dessert....with Viagra? - WillDaSnail - 2009-11-14
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091113/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_colombia_passion_parfait
The Associated Press Wrote:Fri Nov 13, 6:02 pm ET
BOGOTA – A Colombian cooking school has concocted a "love dessert" made with passion fruit — and Viagra.
Student chefs at the state culinary school in Quindio province wouldn't give the complete ingredients but say it contains the active ingredient in Viagra.
The pudding-like dessert is garnished with whipped cream and chocolate, and served in a parfait glass.
Sebastian Gomez, one of the creators, says the idea was to reinterpret the blue pill into a new kind of aphrodisiac.
Gomez said the recipe describes how much Viagra to safely dissolve into the dessert.
The dessert is, of course, not for sale as Viagra is a prescription drug.
The students presented the dessert at "Gastronomy 2009" show in Bogota.
I think this article drops many hints for you guys to pick up on.
Dessert....with Viagra? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-11-14
they made a food that cant be sold because one of the ingredients is a prescription item, so why bother making a food if it cannot be eaten unless you have the allowance to get viagra?
i can see it now.
"Doc, you gotta do me a solid man."
"Whats wrong, sir?"
"Doc, doc, i tell ya doc, i need you to write me out a prescription."
"well, i have to first know what is wrong with you before i can consider that... whats wrong?"
"DOC, THEY MADE A PUDDING WITH VIAGRA IN IT!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah doc, I NEEEEED IT!"
"WELL SON BEST GET OUTTA MAH WAY OR IMA BUST A GAT IN YO ASS, DAT SHEIT BE AWWW-RIGHT WITH ME YO!" *write out prescription for Pudding.*
...towards the end i gave up.
Dessert....with Viagra? - Providence - 2009-11-14
Isn't that what pudding does regardless? ._.
Dessert....with Viagra? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-11-14
Providence Wrote:Isn't that what pudding does regardless? ._.
[Man, Woman] {Living room}
Woman: Hey babe! *kisses cheek*
Man: Hey babe, whats got you in such a good mood?
Woman: Oh, you know... *wink*
Man: ...no. i dont know whats going on. what?
Woman: Oh, dont play games, i know you know what day it iiis.
Man: Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?
Woman: Well, you remember last night?
Man: Yeah, my ass still hurts from what you did back there. *lets out a groan*
Woman: NO! No, before that, what you and i discussed?
Man: Something about how you were feeling bloated or some shit?
Woman: Ugh, no, how you said that today would be a special day!
Man: OH, right! thanks for reminding me. *gets up off of couch*
--20 minutes later--
Man: Ok, im back, and i got some pudding too.
Woman: Pudding?
Man: Yeah, i thought you'd like it for a change, you know?
Woman: Oh babe, i didnt know you were feeling that way again!
Man: Huh?
Woman: Well, since you did go out of your way to get the pudding, i guess ive got no choice, now do i? *Starts to undress*
Man: Woah woah woah! What are you doing?!
Woman: Well, you got the pudding, right?
Man: Yeah, because i felt like i should treat myself to something for a change!
Woman: ...Yourself? *standing in underwear only, blocking the TV now*
Man: Yeah. i mean, sure theres enough here for the both of us, but i mostly got it for me.
Woman: So, you think im ugly, dont you?
Man: What?! How can you think that from me getting pudding?!
Woman: Fine! why dont you just sleep here for tonight, ok?
Man: What the hell is wrong with you!?
*woman storms upstairs and goes to sleep*
Man: ugh, what the hell's that bitchs problem... man, im still hungry after that. *goes into kitchen*
(Man makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich using the groceries he just bought a while ago, and is about to pick out a packet of Jell-O pudding when he sees the carton. on it reads "Now with Viagra!")
Man: Geez, as if i want to get a stiffy with my sammich.
Dessert....with Viagra? - WillDaSnail - 2009-11-14
TobiasBlack Wrote:[Man, Woman] {Living room}I lol'd.....
Woman: Hey babe! *kisses cheek*
Man: Hey babe, whats got you in such a good mood?
Woman: Oh, you know... *wink*
Man: ...no. i dont know whats going on. what?
Woman: Oh, dont play games, i know you know what day it iiis.
Man: Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?
Woman: Well, you remember last night?
Man: Yeah, my ass still hurts from what you did back there. *lets out a groan*
Woman: NO! No, before that, what you and i discussed?
Man: Something about how you were feeling bloated or some shit?
Woman: Ugh, no, how you said that today would be a special day!
Man: OH, right! thanks for reminding me. *gets up off of couch*
--20 minutes later--
Man: Ok, im back, and i got some pudding too.
Woman: Pudding?
Man: Yeah, i thought you'd like it for a change, you know?
Woman: Oh babe, i didnt know you were feeling that way again!
Man: Huh?
Woman: Well, since you did go out of your way to get the pudding, i guess ive got no choice, now do i? *Starts to undress*
Man: Woah woah woah! What are you doing?!
Woman: Well, you got the pudding, right?
Man: Yeah, because i felt like i should treat myself to something for a change!
Woman: ...Yourself? *standing in underwear only, blocking the TV now*
Man: Yeah. i mean, sure theres enough here for the both of us, but i mostly got it for me.
Woman: So, you think im ugly, dont you?
Man: What?! How can you think that from me getting pudding?!
Woman: Fine! why dont you just sleep here for tonight, ok?
Man: What the hell is wrong with you!?
*woman storms upstairs and goes to sleep*
Man: ugh, what the hell's that bitchs problem... man, im still hungry after that. *goes into kitchen*
(Man makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich using the groceries he just bought a while ago, and is about to pick out a packet of Jell-O pudding when he sees the carton. on it reads "Now with Viagra!")
Man: Geez, as if i want to get a stiffy with my sammich.
Dessert....with Viagra? - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-14
TobiasBlack Wrote:[Man, Woman] {Living room}
Woman: Hey babe! *kisses cheek*
Man: Hey babe, whats got you in such a good mood?
Woman: Oh, you know... *wink*
Man: ...no. i dont know whats going on. what?
Woman: Oh, dont play games, i know you know what day it iiis.
Man: Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?
Woman: Well, you remember last night?
Man: Yeah, my ass still hurts from what you did back there. *lets out a groan*
Woman: NO! No, before that, what you and i discussed?
Man: Something about how you were feeling bloated or some shit?
Woman: Ugh, no, how you said that today would be a special day!
Man: OH, right! thanks for reminding me. *gets up off of couch*
--20 minutes later--
Man: Ok, im back, and i got some pudding too.
Woman: Pudding?
Man: Yeah, i thought you'd like it for a change, you know?
Woman: Oh babe, i didnt know you were feeling that way again!
Man: Huh?
Woman: Well, since you did go out of your way to get the pudding, i guess ive got no choice, now do i? *Starts to undress*
Man: Woah woah woah! What are you doing?!
Woman: Well, you got the pudding, right?
Man: Yeah, because i felt like i should treat myself to something for a change!
Woman: ...Yourself? *standing in underwear only, blocking the TV now*
Man: Yeah. i mean, sure theres enough here for the both of us, but i mostly got it for me.
Woman: So, you think im ugly, dont you?
Man: What?! How can you think that from me getting pudding?!
Woman: Fine! why dont you just sleep here for tonight, ok?
Man: What the hell is wrong with you!?
*woman storms upstairs and goes to sleep*
Man: ugh, what the hell's that bitchs problem... man, im still hungry after that. *goes into kitchen*
(Man makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich using the groceries he just bought a while ago, and is about to pick out a packet of Jell-O pudding when he sees the carton. on it reads "Now with Viagra!")
Man: Geez, as if i want to get a stiffy with my sammich.
Chuckle'd, thanks.
Dessert....with Viagra? - Beaner - 2009-11-14
colombians need pudding to get it up. sad stuff.
Dessert....with Viagra? - kingdj333 - 2009-11-14
TobiasBlack Wrote:[Man, Woman] {Living room}
Woman: Hey babe! *kisses cheek*
Man: Hey babe, whats got you in such a good mood?
Woman: Oh, you know... *wink*
Man: ...no. i dont know whats going on. what?
Woman: Oh, dont play games, i know you know what day it iiis.
Man: Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?
Woman: Well, you remember last night?
Man: Yeah, my ass still hurts from what you did back there. *lets out a groan*
Woman: NO! No, before that, what you and i discussed?
Man: Something about how you were feeling bloated or some shit?
Woman: Ugh, no, how you said that today would be a special day!
Man: OH, right! thanks for reminding me. *gets up off of couch*
--20 minutes later--
Man: Ok, im back, and i got some pudding too.
Woman: Pudding?
Man: Yeah, i thought you'd like it for a change, you know?
Woman: Oh babe, i didnt know you were feeling that way again!
Man: Huh?
Woman: Well, since you did go out of your way to get the pudding, i guess ive got no choice, now do i? *Starts to undress*
Man: Woah woah woah! What are you doing?!
Woman: Well, you got the pudding, right?
Man: Yeah, because i felt like i should treat myself to something for a change!
Woman: ...Yourself? *standing in underwear only, blocking the TV now*
Man: Yeah. i mean, sure theres enough here for the both of us, but i mostly got it for me.
Woman: So, you think im ugly, dont you?
Man: What?! How can you think that from me getting pudding?!
Woman: Fine! why dont you just sleep here for tonight, ok?
Man: What the hell is wrong with you!?
*woman storms upstairs and goes to sleep*
Man: ugh, what the hell's that bitchs problem... man, im still hungry after that. *goes into kitchen*
(Man makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich using the groceries he just bought a while ago, and is about to pick out a packet of Jell-O pudding when he sees the carton. on it reads "Now with Viagra!")
Man: Geez, as if i want to get a stiffy with my sammich.
I appluad!
Dessert....with Viagra? - WillDaSnail - 2009-11-14
XBish Wrote:colombians need pudding to get it up. sad stuff.
Lol......
But its better than shoving down a blue pill or two just for the erection. A dessert makes it more romantic. xD
Dessert....with Viagra? - Derimed - 2009-11-14
Sounds like something a 3rd world country would allow.
Viagra is a prescription pill that is only given to people with actual erectile dysfunction. If taking Viagra causes you to have an erection for more than 4 hours, you need to immediately go to the hospital, to the emergency room. There are certain medical conditions, (I don't remember which off the top of my head,) whose presence in the patient means that he should not take Viagra because it would seriously endanger his safety.
Viagra goes for 100 dollars a pill on the American street, (black market,) but using it like candy to have better sex and without consulting a doctor literally endangers your life. To put something like that in a frigging dessert to be served in a restaurant is beyond retarded. Sadly, in Colombia the justice system is for sale to cocaine-selling drug lords, and I highly doubt this restaurant would be sued if the nation's existence depended on it. I hope the idiots eating this $hit enjoy their boners. If their bodies burst because of it, well, at least the sex was good.
Dessert....with Viagra? - Rob - 2009-11-14
Quantact Wrote:Sounds like something a 3rd world country would allow.
I stopped reading right there. 3rd world country my ass. I'd like you to come visit me sometime.
Dessert....with Viagra? - Derimed - 2009-11-14
RobMdza Wrote:I stopped reading right there. 3rd world country my ass. I'd like you to come visit me sometime.
Wait, what? :f6: