Can someone translate this into romanji?

Is there some form of a online translator that translates into romanji? Or would that be impossible, because I've never seen one before.

Uh, I think that'd be impossible. There's many different readings for different kanji, so it'd get mixed up, much like Google Translator. lmao

However, if you want to take the time to do it, you can copy and paste each word onto http://jisho.org and get the readings there (you have to set it to change Kana into Romaji).