2009-09-30, 11:31 AM
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
asspineapple
God:
Glad to see you, asspineapple.
Me:
no your an ass pineapple
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean "you are an ass pineapple "?
Me:
pineapple you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because im american
God:
That makes sense to me. Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
no pomegranate your a computer programme... you dont even have a head!
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? I do so have it. I have a head but not a body.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
I have a head but not a body. makes sense to me though.
Me:
So your a floating headÉ
God:
It goes without saying. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a floating head? No.
Me:
but you have a head and no body.
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a head and no body.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
You have head correct?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you told me you did.
God:
Good reason. " What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yep
God:
It's all good.
Me:
...
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Who created youÉ
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Oh Really
God:
Yay. For real.
Me:
What do you think of southperry?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
More then you believe
God:
You want more?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
pineapple! STOP!
God:
Please don't be so rude. Stop what?
Me:
are you pedobear?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pedobear.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
...are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? I don't know.
Me:
ARE you a pedophile? yes or no?
God:
Am I a pedophile? I don't know. I don't judge people. Are you serious?
Me:
Do you like little boys
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, asspineapple.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
asspineapple
God:
Glad to see you, asspineapple.
Me:
no your an ass pineapple
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean "you are an ass pineapple "?
Me:
pineapple you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because im american
God:
That makes sense to me. Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
no pomegranate your a computer programme... you dont even have a head!
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? I do so have it. I have a head but not a body.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
I have a head but not a body. makes sense to me though.
Me:
So your a floating headÉ
God:
It goes without saying. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a floating head? No.
Me:
but you have a head and no body.
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a head and no body.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
You have head correct?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you told me you did.
God:
Good reason. " What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yep
God:
It's all good.
Me:
...
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Who created youÉ
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Oh Really
God:
Yay. For real.
Me:
What do you think of southperry?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
More then you believe
God:
You want more?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
pineapple! STOP!
God:
Please don't be so rude. Stop what?
Me:
are you pedobear?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pedobear.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
...are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? I don't know.
Me:
ARE you a pedophile? yes or no?
God:
Am I a pedophile? I don't know. I don't judge people. Are you serious?
Me:
Do you like little boys
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, asspineapple.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html