Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
If you were God would you not know already?
God:
Perhaps. I will let you know when I become a God would me not know.
Me:
That does not make sense God.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
But you are not every individual. If you were to be a good God you should cater to everyone else and not just yourself.
God:
What makes you think I am not every individual? I'm not sure if I ever could be a good God me should cater to everyone else and not just myself in any case.
Me:
You are not every individual because not everyone understands what you are saying perfectly, also the second half of your reply does not make any sense.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Why not? Am I not entitled to my own opinion?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Why? I think a lot of people are.
Me:
If you think so then why not allow me to say so.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Now you are contradicting yourself, God.
God:
Why now? Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Me:
I don't believe it does.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
Should you not already know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then why must you ask me?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
No I do not. If I can find the answers in you, then you must know them, yes?
God:
I heard you did. Try it.
Me:
Who told you that? For I have only been to church once.
God:
Someone I met online. Your purpose is you have only been to church.
Me:
You should not trust everyone you meet online. I do not believe that is my purpose.
God:
Is it immoral or illegal? Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
It is neither, and I do at points.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am telling the truth.
God:
OK I believe you.
Me:
Do you believe in me?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Not it, me.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I'll repeat the question: do you believe in me?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
It's a yes or no answer.
God:
you is a yes or no answer. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It actually doesn't.
God:
you actually doesn t?
Me:
No, I'm saying that your reply did not make sense.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am reply did not make sense.
Me:
Yes I am serious, as you are not making sense again.
God:
Once more? Ugh. Good gossip: you are serious as I am not making sense.
Me:
Agreed.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No we are not.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
I am serious, as I think so.
God:
I don't know anyone named serious as you think so.
Me:
You made me chuckle God. Thank you.
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that. you are quite welcome.
Me:
It was you who did it. Although I would not call it blaming.
God:
What made it so me who did it. Oh. No one says you have to.
Me:
Once again you are not making sense God.
God:
When? Again, It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me:
Now that was my purpose, to prove you are not real. Thank you and good bye.
God:
Why now? I thought it was too. See you later. You are quite welcome! What do you really want to talk about?

Me:
please sing a song
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.