When I was a kid...

If this post was by anyone else, I'd giggle at their creative imagination and give them some props for creating a series of far-fetched stories off of the top of their head, but unfortunately, you're serious. You never have and never will get your plantain wet; your prepubescent pepe is probably as short as what your own mother wishes your life would be. The only time you cried at age 9 was when your dad wouldn't give you a lift to Rite-Aid to buy you NX for surprise gach boxes. If you ever do make it in to the closet with a woman, she's probably just taking one for the team to keep you away from those actually accepted at social gatherings.

I wish I could smegaphone you to death.

Is you mad?
But I'm dead duck serious, it really doesn't matter if you believe me ore not. Your nobody to me.

I don't buy nx anymore I barely partcipate in any maple event. If anything I bought nx I for smegas, when was the last time I smegaed? If I do buy nx it's only for 2x cards. So if you don't mind know your facts before you say anything about me.
You just make yourself sound more of a plantain than your are.