When I was a kid...

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.