2009-09-10, 12:49 AM
Providence Wrote:My ex-brother-in-law Todd was driving me home from his apartment in New York one day. We were on the highway; I was nodding off. We passed by a couple of cop cars toward the side of our lane, thinking some dickhead got pulled over for drunk driving.
In an instance, Todd both recoiled in shock and screamed at me to look the other way. Being myself, I glanced in the direction to which his vision was transfixed.
A pineappleing human head lay towards the center of the highway, its eyes pointing to the wheels of the car.
That's not really Funhouse material, though it is completely relevant.
Interestingly enough, this also happened to my aunt in a way. We were going from Ohio down to Florida, and in the middle of the trip somewhere, we passed a car accident with cop cars around. As we were passing, my aunt looked out the window and screamed, saying she saw a head laying on the ground a-@